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http://www.tennis-x.com/fun/tennisjokes.php

ahhh tennis jokes....wonderful stuff.....

http://www.algtennis.org/jokes.htm


The Tennis Player's Prayer
Please don't let me be so nervous
When I toss the ball for service.

Give me speed and strength unhaulting,
Aces and no double-faulting.

Instill in me the skill and dash
Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick and Ashe.

When a high lob starts to fall,
Must I always miss the ball?

Lord, I know you could, I'm sure,
Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.

With the guidance from above,
Never let me fall in 'love.'

And, Lord, while on matters of this sort
Please let me find an open court!!
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Tjank you, that's funny Smile
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=D>
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Maybe you should send Andy a copy of the tennis prayer, might help him. Wink
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lol ah theyre funny alright!!! x(",)x
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surely andy doesnt need help.he just needs to relax and enjoy himself
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Ahh.... tennis jokes ..... thanks, i'll look at them later  Very Happy
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Sorry meant to post this earlier.


Wink Well, it amused me!
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goodjob Tennis jokes are great....

And that cartoon of Andy has already been posted somewhere Wink But makes me laugh every time i see it!  roflmao
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upfunny
I haven't actually read the words before now.... and it's hilarious!!  upfunny
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lol that pic is way harsh lol!!! ah funny stuff lol! x(",)x
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