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Bevc
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The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « on: October 12, 2006, 02:12 AM »
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I was thinking about posting this on the news thread, but thought I needed to 'take more care' of your emotions! 

So please feel free to post light-hearted news here - give yourself a smile now and again.



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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 06:41 AM »
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lol Poor lady. Now that's something I would do.
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 09:18 AM »
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oh... not good..... but hey... roflmao
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 09:47 AM »
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Priceless...... roflmao      (Bev, was only joking about the deckchair guy    hug)
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 12:18 PM »
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roflmao

I love the bit in bold at the end. lol
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 01:50 PM »
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Thats brilliant!
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #6 on: October 13, 2006, 11:30 AM »
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I always knew that there 'was one' but it seems there 'are several' and British! lol



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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #7 on: October 13, 2006, 08:11 PM »
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so its not just americans... thank god...
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #8 on: October 18, 2006, 09:21 PM »
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Tycoon holes dream Piacasso deal

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6061140.stm

I see that the guy has an eye disease, but roflmao

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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #9 on: October 19, 2006, 10:51 AM »
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lol Always keep your elbow where it belongs... In someone's stomach. Wink
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #10 on: October 29, 2006, 11:56 PM »
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Wee ferry threatened by giant US warship

A tiny ferry making its way across the Clyde river got caught up in a NATO naval exercise and ended up being threatened by a large US battleship, it emerged this week.

The 70-year-old boat was starting the 15 minute crossing from Gourock to Kilcreggan when it received a radio message: "Unidentified vessel approaching on my starboard side, please identify yourself. If you fail to do so, we will open fire on you with live ammunition."

The US ship had just left Faslane Naval base.

A source told the Daily Record: "The skipper got a real fright and radioed him back, saying he was just a wee ferry.

"If you've got a big battleship loaded with guns bearing down on you and threatening to shoot, it's quite scary."

The message was broadcast on channel 16 - usually reserved for emergencies. Commander Don Chalmers, in charge of the excercise, apologised to the rattled ferry captain.

 Think Most powerful country in the world with the most idiots running it!  shocking
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #11 on: October 30, 2006, 06:21 AM »
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lol Always keep your elbow where it belongs... In someone's stomach. Wink

"In the appropriate place" as Damien Rice would say. lol
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #12 on: November 19, 2006, 11:30 AM »
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Oh I do like a bit of tasty dragon meat from time to time... has a delicious fiery flavour... lol

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6159630.stm

Jon Carthew said: "I don't think any of our customers actually believe that we use dragon meat in our sausages. roflmao
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #13 on: November 20, 2006, 10:12 AM »
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But officials said they would not want vegetarians to buy the product by mistake thinking they were meat free. 

duh 

A dragon is something a vegetarian would easily confuse as being meat or vegetable! lol

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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #14 on: November 20, 2006, 11:20 AM »
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how could a vegetarian do that? if dragons were alive today, they would not be gigantic fire breathing broccoli trees....
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