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The 'Light-hearted' News Thread

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I was thinking about posting this on the news thread, but thought I needed to 'take more care' of your emotions! 

So please feel free to post light-hearted news here - give yourself a smile now and again.



lol
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lol Poor lady. Now that's something I would do.
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oh... not good..... but hey... roflmao
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Priceless...... roflmao      (Bev, was only joking about the deckchair guy    hug)
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roflmao

I love the bit in bold at the end. lol
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Thats brilliant!
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I always knew that there 'was one' but it seems there 'are several' and British! lol



Rolling Eyes
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so its not just americans... thank god...
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Tycoon holes dream Piacasso deal

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6061140.stm

I see that the guy has an eye disease, but roflmao

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lol Always keep your elbow where it belongs... In someone's stomach. Wink
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Wee ferry threatened by giant US warship

A tiny ferry making its way across the Clyde river got caught up in a NATO naval exercise and ended up being threatened by a large US battleship, it emerged this week.

The 70-year-old boat was starting the 15 minute crossing from Gourock to Kilcreggan when it received a radio message: "Unidentified vessel approaching on my starboard side, please identify yourself. If you fail to do so, we will open fire on you with live ammunition."

The US ship had just left Faslane Naval base.

A source told the Daily Record: "The skipper got a real fright and radioed him back, saying he was just a wee ferry.

"If you've got a big battleship loaded with guns bearing down on you and threatening to shoot, it's quite scary."

The message was broadcast on channel 16 - usually reserved for emergencies. Commander Don Chalmers, in charge of the excercise, apologised to the rattled ferry captain.

 Think Most powerful country in the world with the most idiots running it!  shocking
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lol Always keep your elbow where it belongs... In someone's stomach. Wink

"In the appropriate place" as Damien Rice would say. lol
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Oh I do like a bit of tasty dragon meat from time to time... has a delicious fiery flavour... lol

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6159630.stm

Jon Carthew said: "I don't think any of our customers actually believe that we use dragon meat in our sausages. roflmao
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But officials said they would not want vegetarians to buy the product by mistake thinking they were meat free. 

duh 

A dragon is something a vegetarian would easily confuse as being meat or vegetable! lol

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how could a vegetarian do that? if dragons were alive today, they would not be gigantic fire breathing broccoli trees....
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