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How many units of alcohol a week do you typically drink?
None - 8 (47.1%)
1-10 - 4 (23.5%)
11-25 - 3 (17.6%)
26-40 - 2 (11.8%)
40+ - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 17

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The Alcohol Thread

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And my dentist treats me by post.

I DEFINITELY think we should have a thread for one-liners - MW members as well as great ones from elsewhere ...  and this one ^ should be right in there lol
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If you're on Twitter, look up Funny One-Liners. Every one's a winner.
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If you're on Twitter, look up Funny One-Liners. Every one's a winner.

You KNOW I don't have time for Twitter - paint brush in one hand/carpet swatch in the other ... Very Happy
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http://twitter.com/funnyoneliners
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Considering I never get hang overs, maybe I shouldn't lol

Not drinking enough. Wink
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Hells bells Nigel - I didn't know that was out there - am killing myself laughing ...  lmao lmao lmao
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Yep, my avatar signature came from there.
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Well, no need for us to have a one liner thread when it's already all out there Very Happy
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They're all belters, aren't they?

Before I leave work, I always make sure that I turn everything off. Which is probably why I lost my job as a doctor.

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 lmao lmao lmao lmao
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 backtotopic

And so much more enjoyable with a beer in hand.
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I never drank beer until someone introduced me to Mexican Beer - oh yum .... dark/sweet.  The closest I could find is Newcastle Brown so when I fancy a shandy, that's what I use.
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They're all belters, aren't they?

Before I leave work, I always make sure that I turn everything off. Which is probably why I lost my job as a doctor.


lol  You could always turn to gynaecology and keep your hand in....
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Newcastle Brown, eesh, even I don't like that stuff.

Try some India Pale Ales (IPAs) Daisy. Stuff like Bengal Lancers is nice, even in the summer weather.
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Newcastle Brown, eesh, even I don't like that stuff.

Try some India Pale Ales (IPAs) Daisy. Stuff like Bengal Lancers is nice, even in the summer weather.

What is Pale Ale ... light coloured?  I can't drink beer straight - I have to put something else in it which is why Newcastle Brown tastes so good - I imagine it is horrible if you drink it straight.
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