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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1260 on: January 14, 2011, 02:35 PM »
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Just been trading drug jokes with a friend and he said "only users lose drugs" and ..... I don't get search me  Am I being really thick here?? Can someone explain sorry
It's a play on 'only losers use drugs', but it doesn't work very well.
What do you say, Amy? That's right, say thank you to Nigel. Wink
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1261 on: January 14, 2011, 02:44 PM »
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It's a play on 'only losers use drugs', but it doesn't work very well.

Oh right, yeah didn't seem too obvious to me either Think
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1262 on: January 14, 2011, 06:19 PM »
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V, please stop! Frown I did that up until the age of 14 and it takes years and years to get out of. Apart from harming the actual nail and cuiticle, you're ingesting all the crap you found in the street and it looks just awful, especially when they're painted. One of my nails is still damaged, I just can't grow it. Have you thought about stopping? You can get thin sheets of acrylic stuff that protects your nail as it grows, you won't bite that (only sometimes...)

Girls with bad nails (and hands) is a big turn off for me.
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1263 on: January 14, 2011, 06:23 PM »
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1264 on: January 14, 2011, 06:24 PM »
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I bet you get manicures, Chris.
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1265 on: January 14, 2011, 07:12 PM »
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I bet you get manicures, Chris.

My hands are so gorgeous I don't need manicures!
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1266 on: January 25, 2011, 12:09 AM »
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I confess I have a soft spot for Andrea Petkovic. 
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1267 on: January 25, 2011, 12:17 AM »
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You like the Mauresmo type? 


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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1268 on: January 30, 2011, 02:06 AM »
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I confess that although I bought a lot of healthy food when I went grocery shopping, I bought myself a Snickers bar anyway at the cash register.

I fail.
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1269 on: March 14, 2011, 05:38 PM »
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I just used a hair dryer on a frozen pizza so I could cut it in half and put it in the ovan.
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1270 on: March 14, 2011, 06:12 PM »
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B****y hell ...  lol
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1271 on: March 14, 2011, 06:45 PM »
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Nice bit of 'thinking outside the box'. goodjob lol
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1272 on: March 14, 2011, 07:43 PM »
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That's what I do best Very Happy
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1273 on: March 14, 2011, 07:46 PM »
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I've seen girls dry their frillies with a hair dryer in an emergency, but never seen it used to partially thaw a pizza !! Smile
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Re: The Confessional « Reply #1274 on: March 14, 2011, 07:48 PM »
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