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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,  wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,  You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."
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^ roflmao roflmao Nearly fell off my chair!  Very Happy
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lmao  Brilliant!  Thanks for both Nigel.
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Paddy is passing by Mick's barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees
him doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right
rubber boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a
classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his
hips over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest
underneath, and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What on earth are you doing Mick?" asks Paddy.

"Jayzuz Paddy, ye frightened the livin' daylights out o' me" says a very embarrassed
Mick.  "Me and the missus been havin' some trouble lately in the bedroom department,
and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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^ lmao lmao Luv it Aileen!
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