Andrew would have started and be performing in the hit band SHRIK (Scottish hairy rockers in kilts) not to be confused with SHROK (Scottish hairy ogres in kilts). They would have been aiming for the Eurovision song contest with their hit single "Give me haggis baby one more time".
Julia would be a proflific poster on the website www.las.org.uk
. L.A.S (Lusting after Spaniards) is an organisation dedicated to the billions of teenage girls who've been heartbroken by Rafa. They have many aims, including planning to make the world a better place, a world which consists only of girls and tanned, fit Latin men. The rest would be deposited on Mars.....with the exception of the Morrissey brothers.
Neil wouldn't be trying to get off with most of the girls on MW
Mark would be a scary, sexy stalker (obviously) auditioning for the next series of 24
More to follow
Stay tuned guys !