As the media glare once again focuses its attention on Andy Murray’s chances of winning Wimbledon, we managed to get (Not) Roger Federer along for an exclusive Q&A with the members of MurraysWorld.
I had the hating thoughts and made the angry faces. Then I remembered that I chose to lose and smiled for 10 minutes.
Nowadays he seems to be coming of the friendly nature with Anna Winterbottoms so let's see what happens. Let's hope he doesn't get the same advice as Me when I wore that white soldier suit that only Sue Barker liked.
I have never played but I am very good.
What do you and Andy talk about when you see each other?
We don't really talk when we see each other as he speaks the Scottish which is something we don't speak in Switzerland so I have the problems. It is one of the many languages of the universe that staff and Me are yet to learn. The universe is very big. I am not sure how big.How do you feel about the fact Andy has beaten you more times than you have beaten him?
Given that I only lose when I choose to, this means I have never really lost so have a winning record against him. For example, I have just won Halle, he hasn't.Many people believe you and Andy don't get along off-court, is this true? And if so, why?
Off court means anything other than on the court and we aren't really allowed to talk when we sit in the chairs in between games. Mr. Umpire sits in between players to make sure this rule is implemented. Further away from the courts, I don't think it's true that we don't get along. I have invited him to My homes for a lovely meal next Thursday. I won't be there.What is the worst habit on the ATP Tour?
That they put people against Me to play against in order to reach the final. It's most offensive although Mr. Wimbledon always does his best.Are you looking forward to playing on the seniors' tour?
Depends if I get the same draws as I do now.What do you think is the most important thing you can teach young up and coming players?
I think a very important point that is often missed is to firstly, get a good sponsor that has good fashionable clothing. Secondly, try and win the matches.When are you going to retire and what will you do?
I'm looking to retire when I win the Gold Medallion at the Olympics in 2024. First thing I will do is fire Paul Anaconda.
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