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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2370 on: December 14, 2010, 10:38 AM »
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Tat woman!! lmao Wink

I think it should be something like this lol You can buy fake tattoo sleeves dead cheap so I could wear them with the outfit.

How about .... Inked Girl ..... Tattooed Siren .....
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2371 on: January 07, 2011, 10:09 PM »
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How does one get vomit/blood out of a carpet fast?
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2372 on: January 07, 2011, 10:12 PM »
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How does one get vomit/blood out of a carpet fast?

That doesn't sound good?! You okay? hug
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2373 on: January 07, 2011, 10:14 PM »
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That doesn't sound good?! You okay? hug

I managed to get soup down...and then it went back up.

I'm unsure if I should still be bleeding so heavily at this point. I'm a tad afraid that a stitch came out. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2374 on: January 07, 2011, 10:17 PM »
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How does one get vomit/blood out of a carpet fast?

Hot water and detergent.

Getting it out fast is not the problem.

The questions to be asked is how do you  remove the stain and get it to dry it off in a timely manner.

Just say you were desperate or just watch the latest Ricky Gervais DVD that you got for Christfest and pissed your pants laughing.

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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2375 on: January 07, 2011, 10:24 PM »
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If the problem isn't getting it out fast, my mother can do it. lol
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2376 on: January 07, 2011, 10:24 PM »
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I managed to get soup down...and then it went back up.

I'm unsure if I should still be bleeding so heavily at this point. I'm a tad afraid that a stitch came out. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

Ice it and try salt water and wash your mouth out...I'm more worried about your mouth than the carpet, but yeah as above, detergent yes I'm sure your mum will be understanding considering the circumstances.
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2377 on: January 07, 2011, 10:27 PM »
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Ice it and try salt water and wash your mouth out...I'm more worried about your mouth than the carpet, but yeah as above, detergent yes I'm sure your mum will be understanding considering the circumstances.


Icing right now, but the doctor said not to use salt water until 24 hours after the extraction. Gracias.
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2378 on: January 07, 2011, 10:28 PM »
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Veronica says she looks like a chipmunk right now. Too cute. tender
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2379 on: January 07, 2011, 10:32 PM »
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I managed to get soup down...and then it went back up.

I'm unsure if I should still be bleeding so heavily at this point. I'm a tad afraid that a stitch came out. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.





Hey tsarina, hope you're okay. Merry Russki Christmas. hug
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2380 on: January 07, 2011, 10:33 PM »
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Hey tsarina, hope you're okay. Merry Russki Christmas. hug

You too! You partying it up?
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2381 on: January 07, 2011, 10:36 PM »
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You too! You partying it up?

Nah babysitting Andrew in my room and packing to leave home for a good 3 month tomorrow, back to uni. Mixed emotions, will miss the rents. Smile 

He keeps on asking me about the Atkins diet, as if I'm ******* James or something. Rolling Eyes
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2382 on: January 07, 2011, 10:37 PM »
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Nah babysitting Andrew in my room and packing to leave home for a good 3 month tomorrow, back to uni. Mixed emotions, will miss the rents. Smile 

He keeps on asking me about the Atkins diet, as if I'm f**king James or something. Rolling Eyes

Clearly, he wishes you were James.
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2383 on: January 07, 2011, 10:43 PM »
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Nah babysitting Andrew in my room and packing to leave home for a good 3 month tomorrow, back to uni. Mixed emotions, will miss the rents. Smile 

He keeps on asking me about the Atkins diet, as if I'm f**king James or something. Rolling Eyes

Except you're not packing because you're a lazy bawsack.
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #2384 on: January 07, 2011, 10:47 PM »
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Surely the term is Bawbag?

Tsk Tsk Andrew.
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