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I see two parallel threads running here.
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Mark
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At least we did it all for free, you're technically paying for sex... you're both prostitutes!
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Clydey
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OMG!! Phone sex?!?!?!?! Oh dear!  Don't knock it. I'm a f**king pro at it after the long distance relationship I had. They should employ me on a sex line. |
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But free minutes surely??  |
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Clydey is clearly fantasising because the only time he was ever asked for sex was by a guy  It's amazing how often they're right.  Things are going to get messy in here.  |
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Don't knock it. I'm a f**king pro at it after the long distance relationship I had.
They should employ me on a sex line.
Phone sex is the most stupid thing known to man. Anyone who tries it will get hung up on. Text sex I can do, good for teasing  |
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But free minutes surely?? No, Andrew's so bad that Julia reverses the charge. |
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Phone sex is the most stupid thing known to man. Anyone who tries it will get hung up on. Text sex I can do, good for teasing What's the difference? One is written, one is verbal. Shyness stopping you perhaps? |
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Text sex is for scaredy cats |
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Phone sex is just ... weird. Maybe if your good dirty talkers in bed then it must seem right, personally I don't do much dirty talk in bed.
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Mark
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personally I don't do much dirty talk in bed.
Neither me, I'm pretty much limited to "Get down there baby". |
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The word 'baby' makes me cringe sometimes, not good. That been said, I thought you'd most probably say 'bitch', given you're a pimp and all that, Mark.  |
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Mark
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Nah, that's just me being an e-thug...
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Text sex is for scaredy cats Maybe, but I feel like a right knob having to say it. Plus I don't think I've the voice for it, if they read it in a text the guy can take use hes own imagination. |
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Clydey
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What's the difference? One is written, one is verbal. Shyness stopping you perhaps?
Exactly. I think Amy is a bit shy, what with the accent. "Am ganna cum, like. Why aye man" |
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