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I am a Stand-Up Comedian

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Who's a lumberjack?
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arka
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Laura, including middle name. wink
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Im a Super Model Wink jaw
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which just might make you better than US!!!
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Thats Not an Insult but a name of a song
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oh really? i was just working your tag into the thread.....
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Ok sorry,  i had someone take exception to iton MSN the other day so i kind of had to explain it to him so i was just making sure u wasn't offended by it
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no i wasnt...
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So, I checked it out and got:

Bev, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.   no

Bevc, Your ideal job is a Superhero.  Think

Beverley Michelle Cardwell, Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.  no

But the best has to be:

Beverley, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world!

All bow before your Emperor  notworthy 

roflmao
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arka
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Nice jobs. Very Happy And great to know your name too. Very Happy
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Nice jobs. Very Happy And great to know your name too. Very Happy

Don't forget the Emperoress bit too Arka!  Wink
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Oh yes, Emperoress Beverley Michelle Cardwell.

Sounds pretty royal. Smile
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aghhh bevc is coming, we're not worthy we're not worthy!! notworthy


upfunny that reminds me of waynes world
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aghhh bevc is coming, we're not worthy we're not worthy!! notworthy


upfunny that reminds me of waynes world

 roflmao

To work my minions!  whip

Will have to change my avator now and wording to "Emperor of all the World" instead of Kiwi Elect  lol
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lol yes u definately do!!
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