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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #60 on: May 17, 2006, 10:39 PM »
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Neil Porter, A complete and utter nutter

Or my full name, A human shield.

Or just Neil - a spinster with cats.

I'll go for human shield.
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #61 on: May 17, 2006, 10:41 PM »
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I think a spinster with cats :P


Oooo the Weir one! Yep, thats pretty good Wink
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #62 on: May 17, 2006, 10:42 PM »
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You are welcome Cate. Smile

You read the book Laura?
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #63 on: May 17, 2006, 10:44 PM »
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I think I read a fair bit of it a while back...

(Or maybe that was Weir on Henry VIII and someone else on the wives....)
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #64 on: May 17, 2006, 10:46 PM »
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hmmm Queen Lizzie's mum deserves due credit

but ma'am herself scares me quite frankly....it also reminds me of miranda richardson in blackadder  roflmao
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #65 on: May 17, 2006, 10:47 PM »
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I think I read a fair bit of it a while back...

(Or maybe that was Weir on Henry VIII and someone else on the wives....)

Whatever. wink

The book looks good to me. Smile

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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #66 on: May 17, 2006, 10:53 PM »
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Lol! That was an absolute classic Very Happy Loved le Blackadder.......

Young Crone: 'That it be!'
Edmund Blackadder: 'Yes it is, not "that it be", I'm not a tourist'


Queenie: I know why you want to get out of it, because I remember the last time you had a party, I found you face down in a puddle wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins.


Baldrick : Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Blackadder : Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.


Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?
Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to.
Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.


"Mrs. M., if we were the last three humans on earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick."  -Edmund: 'Nob and Nobility'
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #67 on: May 17, 2006, 10:57 PM »
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I wish that we would get Blackadder out here. But the BBC that we get does not show such stuff. Crying or Very sad Its just my type I feel.
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #68 on: May 17, 2006, 10:58 PM »
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Blackadder is the best ever. Rowan Atkinson is a comedy genius.
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #69 on: May 17, 2006, 10:58 PM »
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Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?
Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to.
Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.

roflmao roflmao roflmao
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #70 on: May 17, 2006, 10:59 PM »
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And the classic....

"They seek him here, They seek him there, Those Frenchies seek him everywhere; Is he in heaven or is he in Hell, and whats that revolting garlic smell?"
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #71 on: May 17, 2006, 11:03 PM »
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I promise this is what it seriously came out with:
Alex Collier, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.
Wtf? Wink
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #72 on: May 17, 2006, 11:04 PM »
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Good to see you release your surname in the open at last. wink
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #73 on: May 17, 2006, 11:05 PM »
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I promise this is what it seriously came out with:
Alex Collier, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.

You sound surprised Whistle :P
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Re: I am a Stand-Up Comedian « Reply #74 on: May 17, 2006, 11:06 PM »
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And the classic....

"They seek him here, They seek him there, Those Frenchies seek him everywhere; Is he in heaven or is he in Hell, and whats that revolting garlic smell?"

lord flashheart!  roflmao
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