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[Elly]

Is it just me, or is it a bit unrealistic that all these "lover types" are described as "wonderful"?   Although, that said, this is the result I got, and it does sound disturbingly familiar...
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The Selfish Lover

8% partner focus, 97% oafishness, 95% chance of finishing too soon

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You are the kind of sadsack who finds it highly amusing to hold your partner's head under the sheets while breaking wind and shouting, "Get a load of that, love!"

The Selfish Lover is a deeply unpleasant, but surprisingly common Lover Style, and forms the kind of un-thinking, sexually-inept, over-confident lover that society tries to pretend no longer exists. The Selfish Lover is a nightmare to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to avoid doing so because all the good ones are married or gay...

In terms of physical love, the Selfish Lover is possibly the most thankless and demanding of all, with the only potential bonus being that it is possible he may overindulge in cheap lager and pickled eggs and fall asleep on the sofa, leaving you free to sleep in peace.  Given trust and understanding, the Selfish Lover is likely to ride roughshod over your feelings and make Jeremy Clarkson look like a new man.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Inflatable Lover (most of all) or the 0900 Premium Rate Lover.

LMAO

[Mark]

[tennis_girl]

The Devoted Lover

59% partner focus, 48% aggressiveness, 25% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Devoted Lover.

The Devoted Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is perhaps the best Lover Style when it comes to developing a long-term, caring and rewarding relationship. The Devoted Lover is a treasure to find, though it is sometimes difficult to time establishing a relationship with one just right; usually, this is the last romantic relationship you'll need to find, so sow any wild oats first.

In terms of physical love, the Devoted Lover can be shy at first but gradually warms and eventually can be a thrilling partner who knows every need of his/her partner. Given a strong and loving relationship, and the right lover, the Devoted Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Suave Lover (most of all) or the Classic Lover, or the Carnal Lover.

[tennis_girl]

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

[Fluffy]

The Classic Lover
50% partner focus, 33% aggressiveness, 50% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Classic Lover.

The Classic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the closest it comes to the classic images of the princess in the tower, or the romantic and chivalrous knight, or the hero/heroine from a Disney film. The Classic Lover is a treasure to find, though it can be difficult to do so because they sometimes tend to be shy and/or difficult to successfully court.

In terms of physical love, the Classic Lover again can be shy, and often needs more in terms of emotional security to feel comfortable than some of the other Types. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Classic Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Romantic Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.

Congratulations!

[scotnadian]

Just did the Elly test.. turns out I fit under "The Devoted Lover"
Will get hubbster to do the test to see if we're compatible.. altho' if we're not after 22 years together then gawd help us.  


The Devoted Lover

68% partner focus, 38% aggressiveness, 35% adventurousness
 
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.
 
This places you in the Lover Style of: The Devoted Lover.

The Devoted Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is perhaps the best Lover Style when it comes to developing a long-term, caring and rewarding relationship. The Devoted Lover is a treasure to find, though it is sometimes difficult to time establishing a relationship with one just right; usually, this is the last romantic relationship you'll need to find, so sow any wild oats first.
 
In terms of physical love, the Devoted Lover can be shy at first but gradually warms and eventually can be a thrilling partner who knows every need of his/her partner. Given a strong and loving relationship, and the right lover, the Devoted Lover can be a delight in bed.
 
Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Suave Lover (most of all) or the Classic Lover, or the Carnal Lover.
 

[Sir Panda]

Going to do this bull**** test at some point tonight, aiming to be a suave lover, used to be a romantic lover apparently.