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old jokes « on: February 21, 2009, 06:04 PM »
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irishman asks for a brickies job quoting he,s the best brickie in the world,
foreman says ok, start building a wall 20 foot long and i will come back at teatime and see how you are doing.
irish guy says i told you i,m the best brickie in the world.
foreman, right ok
foreman comes back at teatime and finds the wall built
who helped you
nobody says the irishman
if you built this wall yourself you must be the best brickie in the world, how many bricks did you use.
i dont count i just build
could you give me a rough tally says the foreman.
AL CAPONE
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Re: old jokes « Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 06:10 PM »
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Three legged dog saddles into an old west saloon and says to the barman. ive come for the man who shot ma paw.
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Re: old jokes « Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 06:40 PM »
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Three legged dog saddles into an old west saloon and says to the barman. ive come for the man who shot ma paw.
IT WIS THE BUTLER
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Re: old jokes « Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 04:37 PM »
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Did you here that the incontinent tortoise pissed his shell w00t
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Re: old jokes « Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 08:44 PM »
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A man goes into the pub to meet some of his mates. He anounces that he is going to get married.
To make the occasion special he says he will be wearing the kilt.
One of his mates asks "What's the tarten?"
He replies "She'll be wearing white!"
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Re: old jokes « Reply #5 on: October 13, 2014, 08:01 AM »
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What a nice joke it is! Really I am sill laughing o read this joke. I always like to share those things with my friends.
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