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Re: Quotes « Reply #45 on: July 28, 2008, 07:29 PM »
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"Why do girls have to make everything so difficult?"
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Re: Quotes « Reply #46 on: July 29, 2008, 10:04 PM »
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"Then theres the Uncle Bulgaria bit!"

roflmao
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Re: Quotes « Reply #47 on: July 29, 2008, 10:08 PM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

UNKIE B!
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Re: Quotes « Reply #48 on: August 04, 2008, 12:53 AM »
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Me: I would never snog a lad in front of my Mum or Dad. It's just weird
Amy: I know, even if it's at your wedding
Me: If my husband tried to slip me a bit of tongue on our wedding day I'd show him the back of my hand

Me: (whilst watching Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging) It's as if someone wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me £6 to see it! What bastards would do that?
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Re: Quotes « Reply #49 on: September 11, 2008, 09:50 PM »
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Me: I can become a Lady for £27 if I bought a piece of land in Scotland.
Mother: It will take more than a piece of land to make YOU a lady.
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Re: Quotes « Reply #50 on: September 18, 2008, 05:34 PM »
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My 3 year old daughter, "Daddy, what would happen to me if i robbed a bank by accident?"
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Re: Quotes « Reply #51 on: September 18, 2008, 06:36 PM »
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roflmao
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Re: Quotes « Reply #52 on: September 18, 2008, 08:49 PM »
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My 3 year old daughter, "Daddy, what would happen to me if i robbed a bank by accident?"


Reminds me of my son when he was about 6

'Mummy....why can't you drink when you're driving.....is it in case you spill?'
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Re: Quotes « Reply #53 on: September 18, 2008, 09:19 PM »
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Oh that's a good one as well! roflmao
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Re: Quotes « Reply #54 on: September 18, 2008, 09:44 PM »
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You all may be far to young to remember tv cooks... ***** and Johnny Craddock.  Anyway... ***** did most of the cooking while her husband Johnny provided help.  In one programme they made doughnuts.  At the end of the programme the credits rolled, and the anchor man spoke.....

'Well.... that was most interesting.... and I hope your doughnuts all turn out like *****'s'

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Re: Quotes « Reply #55 on: September 28, 2008, 08:30 PM »
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"Whats a hen party?"

One of my friend's 16 year old mate asked me in a bar last night as she had no idea.  Never known someone so thick.
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Re: Quotes « Reply #56 on: September 28, 2008, 08:32 PM »
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The best chat up line I have ever received in my life:

'I don't mean to offend you because I don't mean this in a horrible way, but I really fancy girls with big arses, and your arse is AMAZING!'

I was like ... erm ... thanks?
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Re: Quotes « Reply #57 on: September 28, 2008, 08:47 PM »
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"Whats a hen party?"

One of my friend's 16 year old mate asked me in a bar last night as she had no idea.  Never known someone so thick.
Doesn't make them thick because they were never were told what a hen party was - unfortunately many people confuse knowledge with intelligence which is a shame.
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Re: Quotes « Reply #58 on: September 28, 2008, 08:49 PM »
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Unfortunately many people confuse knowledge with intelligence which is a shame.


It is, but how many people in this world don't know what a hen party is?  Seriously?  She shouldn't have been out anyway, she had her sisters passport as ID.
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Re: Quotes « Reply #59 on: September 29, 2008, 10:12 PM »
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It is, but how many people in this world don't know what a hen party is?  Seriously?  She shouldn't have been out anyway, she had her sisters passport as ID.


Coming from you? Wink

I agree with mark 100%, if she has never been told what one is, how is she expected to know? If I asked you to tell me what a Laplace transform was you couldn't could you? And I'm not talking about being able to do one, but just what one is. Same principle applies, you have never been told.....
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