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Well I just rang my brother up and he don't remember it so I might just have miss heard it.  Maybe it was the baby was born bottom first? Hmmmm Think  Sounds about right lol



That sounds more likely somehow Think
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Well I just rang my brother up and he don't remember it so I might just have miss heard it.  Maybe it was the baby was born bottom first? Hmmmm Think  Sounds about right lol

Sorry Jules hug


Yeah, that happens. Baby don't get shat out. The ass**** doesnt expand like the vagina.
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Pushing noises? You sure he wasn't cracking one off covertly?


Happens every time you're mentioned, Clydey. tender

But in my defence, organs move so it could be shat out!!
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Yeah, that happens. Baby don't get shat out. The assh**e doesnt expand like the vagina.


Plus the tubes don't go that direction.  Even if the baby was somehow grown outside the womb it would most probably be taken out by Caesarean (just googled that coz theres no way I could spell it lol ) section
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But in my defence, organs move so it could be shat out!!


But the holes still have to connect up!!  Your organs aren't just moving around inside you a random way... lol
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Maybe it was the baby was born bottom first? Hmmmm Think  Sounds about right lol

Happens sometimes... it's called a breech birth.

But the holes still have to connect up!!  Your organs aren't just moving around inside you a random way... lol

^ Erm... what he said. lmao
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Even if the baby was somehow grown outside the womb ...

That does happen sometimes - normally lethal for babe and potentially for mum too unfortunately - it's called ectopic pregancy
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That does happen sometimes - normally lethal for babe and potentially for mum too unfortunately - it's called ectopic pregancy


I knew it was possible but wasn't too sure on the outcome of that.
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Happens every time you're mentioned, Clydey. tender

But in my defence, organs move so it could be shat out!!


Look, unless you eat a baby for breakfast, it ain't coming out the ass****, bish.
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roflmao

I can't bring myself to comment on the last 10 or so posts. Ridiculous lol  doh
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First we talk about the existence of subjective truth and now babys being born out the bum? Oh dear, oh dear lol
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First we talk about the existence of subjective truth and now babys being born out the bum? Oh dear, oh dear lol

 whack  
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Julia, stop trying to justify it. roflmao
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This is a mug thread.
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You're a mug, far too much time on MTF.
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