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I write and play most sports with my left. But i use scissors and eat soup with my right. I also catch and throw better with my right.

Hmmm..... must be some sort of ambidextrous thing going on   Think
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Check page 7, dearest. I actually said it and you responded while quoting me Crying or Very sad

Edit: My mistake. Elly got it first. Congrats, ya wee sh*te.

Thanks.... ya wee'er shite! lol
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I dunno. The scissors is because i always only had right handed scissors.
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I dunno. The scissors is because i always only had right handed scissors.

I can't use scissors with my left hand either...  no
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This is slightly more adult than what you guys are discussing.

However, I am right handed, but I masturbate with my left.

Behave yourself!  lol
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However, I am right handed, but I masturbate with my left.

Because it feels like another person?
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Is it because you are holding the magnifying glass in your right hand?  
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owned
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Is it because you are holding the magnifying glass in your right hand?  


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Is it because you are holding the magnifying glass in your right hand?  


No. I used to do it with my right and then somehow I managed to come up with a more pleasurable technique with my left. Gradually my left got stronger and now it would be almost impossible to do with my right. It would be like playing snooker left-handed.
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No. I used to do it with my right and then somehow I managed to come up with a more pleasurable technique with my left. Gradually my left got stronger and now it would be almost impossible to do with my right. It would be like playing snooker left-handed.


On the long list of things I neither need nor want to know this is very close to the top no  I'm nevertheless impressed you can manipulate tweezers with your left hand...
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On the long list of things I neither need nor want to know this is very close to the top no  I'm nevertheless impressed you can manipulate tweezers with your left hand...


What is it with people on this thread thinking I'm hung like a hamster? ranting

That's you and AL now. One thinks I use a magnifying glass and one thinks I use tweezers!

The truth is that I have to use both hands. It's like trying to wank a pillar.
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The truth is that I have to use both hands. It's like trying to wank a pillar.

lol  Do you faint when the blood leaves your head? Very Happy  I found the secret is to hang upsidedown from the ceiling...
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lol  Do you faint when the blood leaves your head? Very Happy  I found the secret is to hang upsidedown from the ceiling...


I have someone on standby to dial 999.
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I now have the mental image of you being wheeled out on a stretcher with blanket "tenting" to ridicules levels, let’s hope there is not strong winds or you would go careering down the street like an out of control wind surfer.  nervous
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