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Elly
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #45 on: March 08, 2009, 12:08 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 08, 2009, 12:02 PM
Id honestly be too afraid to take this test!
Go on! DOOOOOO it!
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2009, 12:16 PM »
Apparently Im a **** Slap.
You are the ****-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to ****-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The **** Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the **** out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A
small penis
, a small bank account, a small intelligence...........
How dare they?
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Braggart.
Other personalities you would probably get
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2009, 12:20 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 08, 2009, 12:16 PM
Apparently Im a **** Slap.
You are the ****-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to ****-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The **** Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the sh*t out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A
small penis
, a small bank account, a small intelligence...........
How dare they?
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Braggart.
Other personalities you would probably get
Oh Tommy...... I'm cracking up with laughter...... that is just too funny.
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2009, 12:26 PM »
hahaha,but beat my 0% rational in a test
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2009, 08:53 PM »
Quote from: ellyb on March 08, 2009, 12:20 PM
Oh Tommy...... I'm cracking up with laughter...... that is just too funny.
Oh Im happy to have given you a good laugh
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2009, 09:10 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 08, 2009, 08:53 PM
Oh Im happy to have given you a good laugh
It was just the way you posted it..... with the 'Apparently I'm a ****-Slap' and the small penis thing in red..... I just found it very amusing.
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2009, 09:12 PM »
Quote from: ellyb on March 08, 2009, 09:10 PM
It was just the way you posted it..... with the 'Apparently I'm a ****-Slap' and the small penis thing in red..... I just found it very amusing.
I guess it does sound kinda funny.
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2009, 12:57 PM »
Televangelist
You are 43% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (though not a very good one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational, and you tend to think that sound logical reasoning is overrated, and that it is much better to trust your gut instincts--which must be pretty big instincts, considering the size of your gut. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive **** spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2009, 01:02 PM »
Unlucky!
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2009, 01:10 PM »
That test is not true.The only truth is that I'm extrovert and not brutal!
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2009, 01:11 PM »
Quote from: Sara on April 07, 2009, 01:10 PM
That test is not true.The only truth is that I'm extrovert!
Arrogance right there you see!
But yeah, most of it is probably rubbish.
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2009, 01:12 PM »
And a little bit arrogant too..........
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2009, 04:24 AM »
Hand-Raiser
You are 71% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant
Hmmmm, clearly I'm a little late to this party, but it's a fun test for sure. I would say that I'm less rational than that and more arrogant than that and I think my recent spike in charisma should speak for itself as to how many people have fun around me.
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #58 on: September 14, 2009, 09:14 AM »
What the ****? I'm Clydey apparently. Bloody hell.
Sociopath
You are 86% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
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Re: The Personality Defect test
« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2009, 09:43 AM »
Ha James is my complete opposite
Hippie
You are 29% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.
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