Text of my friend at 0:28 this morning:
"I'm getting rather pissed off with Jamie and Claire! Why won't they both just SHAG!?!?!?"
And then, at 0:36 this morning:
"Thank god for that, they've just done it - took f**king long enough though! 300 pages and they've only just shagged. Jesus christ! I am completely in love with Jamie though!"
Anyone reading this might take this book the wrong way