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Nice one  I've never wanked on anyone's head  I should hope not! |
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Clydey
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I should hope not! I'd get a slap. You women spend so long on your hair. |
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Elly
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I'd get a slap. You women spend so long on your hair.
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Annie Binannie
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Aye she does.
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With its beak, silly!
ehhh? |
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Clydey
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ehhh?
It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging! |
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Annie Binannie
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Aye she does.
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It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging!
but its a bird |
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It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging!
How do you know? What are you.... some sort of bird wanking specialist? |
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Clydey
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How do you know? What are you.... some sort of bird wanking specialist? I'm guessing. Unless it grabs a hold with both wings and starts going at it, it must be the beak, I reckon. |
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Clydey
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but its a bird
Yeah, an actual bird. When we say a parrot is a bird, we don't mean it's a female. |
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Annie Binannie
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I'm guessing. Unless it grabs a hold with both wings and starts going at it, it must be the beak, I reckon.
but its a bird |
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Clydey
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but its a bird
Bless. You're acting all naive. |
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Annie Binannie
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Bless. You're acting all naive.
no im really not. |
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Clydey
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no im really not.
If it's wanking, it obviously has a wee bird cock. |
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Annie Binannie
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If it's wanking, it obviously has a wee bird cock.
birds dont have dicks though?? |
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Clydey
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birds dont have dicks though??
I don't know much about how birds reproduce, but I'm guessing they do. |
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