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Would I Lie 2 U!!!

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Nice one lol

I've never wanked on anyone's head Think

I should hope not!  lol
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I should hope not!  lol


I'd get a slap. You women spend so long on your hair.
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I'd get a slap. You women spend so long on your hair.

 slap
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With its beak, silly!



ehhh?
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ehhh?


It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging!
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It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging!



but its a bird
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It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging!

How do you know?  What are you.... some sort of bird wanking specialist?  lol
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How do you know?  What are you.... some sort of bird wanking specialist?  lol


I'm guessing. Unless it grabs a hold with both wings and starts going at it, it must be the beak, I reckon.
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but its a bird


Yeah, an actual bird. When we say a parrot is a bird, we don't mean it's a female.
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I'm guessing. Unless it grabs a hold with both wings and starts going at it, it must be the beak, I reckon.



but its a bird
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but its a bird


Bless. You're acting all naive.
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Bless. You're acting all naive.



no im really not.
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no im really not.


If it's wanking, it obviously has a wee bird cock.
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If it's wanking, it obviously has a wee bird cock.


birds dont have dicks though??
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birds dont have dicks though??


I don't know much about how birds reproduce, but I'm guessing they do.
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