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Would I Lie 2 U!!!

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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #105 on: November 20, 2008, 09:24 PM »
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Nice one lol

I've never wanked on anyone's head Think

I should hope not!  lol
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #106 on: November 20, 2008, 09:26 PM »
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I should hope not!  lol


I'd get a slap. You women spend so long on your hair.
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #107 on: November 20, 2008, 09:27 PM »
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I'd get a slap. You women spend so long on your hair.

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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #108 on: November 20, 2008, 09:28 PM »
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With its beak, silly!



ehhh?
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #109 on: November 20, 2008, 09:30 PM »
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ehhh?


It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging!
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #110 on: November 20, 2008, 09:30 PM »
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It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging!



but its a bird
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #111 on: November 20, 2008, 09:30 PM »
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It wanks with its beak. It grabs its wee pecker and starts tugging!

How do you know?  What are you.... some sort of bird wanking specialist?  lol
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #112 on: November 20, 2008, 09:31 PM »
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How do you know?  What are you.... some sort of bird wanking specialist?  lol


I'm guessing. Unless it grabs a hold with both wings and starts going at it, it must be the beak, I reckon.
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #113 on: November 20, 2008, 09:32 PM »
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but its a bird


Yeah, an actual bird. When we say a parrot is a bird, we don't mean it's a female.
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #114 on: November 20, 2008, 09:32 PM »
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I'm guessing. Unless it grabs a hold with both wings and starts going at it, it must be the beak, I reckon.



but its a bird
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #115 on: November 20, 2008, 09:33 PM »
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but its a bird


Bless. You're acting all naive.
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #116 on: November 20, 2008, 09:34 PM »
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Bless. You're acting all naive.



no im really not.
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #117 on: November 20, 2008, 09:34 PM »
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no im really not.


If it's wanking, it obviously has a wee bird cock.
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #118 on: November 20, 2008, 09:35 PM »
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If it's wanking, it obviously has a wee bird cock.


birds dont have dicks though??
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Re: Would I Lie 2 U!!! « Reply #119 on: November 20, 2008, 09:35 PM »
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birds dont have dicks though??


I don't know much about how birds reproduce, but I'm guessing they do.
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