"What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in football?"
(STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live)
"Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot."
(RAY WILKINS, speaking on BBC1)
"I've got a gut feeling in my stomach. . ."
(ALAN SUGAR, speaking on BBC1)
"The new West Stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day."
(CHRIS JONES, Evening Standard)
"I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(RON AKTINSON in a TV interview)
"Johnson has revelled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke. . ."
(Carling FA Premiership WWW Page)
"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
(DAVE BASSETT, speaking on Sky Sports)
"Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals."
(PETER WITHE, speaking on Radio 5 Live)
"What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...."
(BRUCE RIOCH, ITV)
"And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than at any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren't ever in it anyway."
(JOHN MOTSON, BBC)
"I never make predictions, and I never will."
"And there's Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold."
"....and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up."
"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."
"The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee."
"I think that was a moment of cool panic there."
"Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs."
"Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve."
"It's headed away by John Clark, using his head."
"Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup. The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs side."
"He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him."
"The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour."
"You have got to miss them to score sometimes."
"A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave."
"It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road."
"Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on."
"Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails."
"That's football, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored but England have had no chances and scored twice."
"...and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record."
"In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale."
"In comparison, there's no comparison."
"I would also think that the action replay showed it to be worse than it actually was."
"Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together."
"Football's not like an electric light. You can't just flick the switch and change from quick to slow."
"Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me."
"I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way."
"And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0."
"What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio"
"If there weren't such a thing as football, we'd all be frustrated footballers."
"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."
"Glen Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson."
"There's no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best. He's another Ryan Giggs."
"The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we come from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man."
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
"I don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona."
"The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that."
These are funnier than the first lot!
NB - Tried to take out all the duplicates from the first thread, but if I've missed any, then I'm sorry.