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BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto       Memento       Borneo       Tango

Cheerio       Subbuteo

Scenario       Fellatio

Portfolio
 

SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle, Computersezno


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YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch

Annoyingitch       Hardtoreachitch       Scratchanitch

Hic       Sic       Spic       Pric

Digaditch       Fallinaditch

Horseraditch
 

SUBS: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich


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RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov       Chesticov       Nasticov

Slalomsky       Downhillsky

Risky       Swedishshev       Mastershev

F*ckov       Uf*ckov
 

SUBS: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Ivorripabollockov, Taykitov


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ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou       Blessiou       Thankyiou

Busqueue       Snookercu

Pennyciou       Twoapennyciou       Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou       Youandwhosarmi
 

SUBS: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu


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DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen       Crapdefenssen       Haveagossen

Firstsson       Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen       Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen       Getthebeerssen
 

SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen


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ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli       Beerbelli       Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli       Yrarseissmelli       Onetoomani

Legslikejelli       Havabenni

Wobblijelli       Spendapenni
 

SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!!, Buggermi


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MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava       Hopelez Juan       Andonly

Manuel       Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina       Skrewdigalz       Luis Canon       Sombrero

Chihuahua       Jose
 

SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba


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DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland       Van der Valk       Van Gard       Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus       Hertz van Rental       Transit van Dors

Van Coova       Van Sprokendown       Aye van Hoe
 

SUBS: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison


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Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has also been excluded from the squad

lol
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DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland       Van der Valk       Van Gard       Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus       Hertz van Rental       Transit van Dors

Van Coova       Van Sprokendown       Aye van Hoe
 

SUBS: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison


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Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has also been excluded from the squad

lol


Haha! roflmao
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Superb stuff Bev!
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Superb stuff Bev!

Hehe. Smile
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A good laugh, just what I need. Wink
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A good laugh, just what I need. Wink

You'll get a new job soon. hug  Soon be Friday...........Wink
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amazing... absolutely the funniest thing i've seen all day...
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Wonder when misery will end for me. Rolling Eyes
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You'll get a new job soon. hug  Soon be Friday...........Wink

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Ain't just the job though... and Friday is aaaaages away. Frown
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Aaawwww hug

Sorry, didn't realise there were other things too. hug
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Wonder when misery will end for me. Rolling Eyes

And what's up with you? (not meaning to sound stern) hug
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arka
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And what's up with you? (not meaning to sound stern) hug


Loads of things, everything seems bad. But thanks a lot. hug hug It can only get better. Very Happy
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The world on your shoulders eh?  Deal with one thing at a time, nil desperandum and I shouldn't worry about things you can't change but change the things you can! hug

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The world on your shoulders eh?  Deal with one thing at a time, nil desperandum and I shouldn't worry about things you can't change but change the things you can! hug



Haha. Thanks. hug

Thinks should improve soon. Very Happy
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 roflmao roflmao roflmao

Just read them again. So good Bev!!!!!!
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