BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Scenario Fellatio
Portfolio
SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle, Computersezno
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YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich
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RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
F*ckov Uf*ckov
SUBS: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Ivorripabollockov, Taykitov
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ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
Busqueue Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
SUBS: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu
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DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
Firstsson Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
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ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Havabenni
Wobblijelli Spendapenni
SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!!, Buggermi
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MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose
SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba
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DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
SUBS: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison
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Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, **** van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has also been excluded from the squad
