Trying to post a link to a Twitterer that isn't working.
Basically, go onto Twitter and look for PseudoFed. It's very much worthwhile.
'All I want for Xmas is me.'
'Goodbye, my London fans. It has been a pleasure for you all.'
"Just sent a text to Sue Barker to see if she can help get the Wimbledon draws in my flavour next year. She replied, "OK GOAT" #humble"
"Thank you my fan, you are honoured to receive this message. I know I have made your Christmas already #humble"
I'm not sure about the deliberately poor English, although it is quite funny - for all that I dislike Federer, at least he can speak a few languages very well!