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The best thing ever basically.















[ Last edit by johnkiernan35 January 11, 2013, 10:08 PM ] IP Logged
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Well that's five minutes I'll never get back.
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^ I did it in 2. That leaves me 3 more minutes of my life than you.
[ Last edit by scotnadian January 12, 2013, 12:18 AM ] IP Logged
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 why  did you not think it was funny  ?   lol  I did
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Well that's five minutes I'll never get back.
    Second that, guys. But whoever put that together has even more wasted time to regret. The funniest line was the  post from Nadal at the end.
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Oddly Young's conqueror (our own Jamie Baker) did actually draw Rosol.
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why  did you not think it was funny  ?   lol  I did
Sorry John.  Barely raised a smile from me ... Shrug  Seemed there was a bit of stuff there that was a sort of in-joke thing.
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why  did you not think it was funny  ?   lol  I did

Hilarious, Patty McEnroe dropped the bombshell at the start. Tomic trying to be a hard nut #idiot
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Hilarious, Patty McEnroe dropped the bombshell at the start. Tomic trying to be a hard nut #idiot
Ah well, we all have a different sense of humour, although I did find Tomic's comments amusing, as well as Pat Mc's remark that when a player loses to Donald Young it's time to retire, and Gimelstob saying he can't find Rafa in the draw and wonders where he is! Very Happy
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Something I noticed on my AO app the other day. Couldn't see it elsewhere. Decided to avoid putting it on the Rafa thread as it's not real news. An exclusive interview with Rafa's knees...

http://www.australianopen.com/en_AU/news/articles/2013-01-27/201301251359101978649.html

It's maybe not that funny maybe I was just in the mood for some light relief when I read it. It's quite long so I've copied the part where they talk about Andy.

AO website: Quite. But what have you missed most since you have been away?
Rodilla derecha: That’s easy: we miss Andy Murray’s knees. Particularly his right one. His rodilla derecha.

AO website: You miss Murray’s knees?
Rodilla derecha: Sí.

AO website: What do you talk about when you are hanging out with his knees, then?
Rodilla derecha: We talk shop.

AO website: So you talk about tennis?
Rodilla derecha: No, we talk about knees.

AO website: Knees?
Rodilla derecha: Sí. We have... how do you say: una afinidad?
Rodilla izquierda: An affinity
Rodilla derecha: We have an affinity with Andy’s knees, no? He has... wait, I’ve practised this: a bipartite patella. Good, eh? I bet our English teacher, Señorita García, never thought I could get that right.
Rodilla izquierda: Do you mind getting on with the story?
Rodilla derecha: Sorry. Yes, Andy’s right kneecap is in two pieces. He was born that way. So he has to keep an eye on it.
Rodilla izquierda: He’s not only a tennis player, he is also a contortionist....
Rodilla derecha: Enough with the jokes already! So, we talk about knees and rehab and stuff. Or, “and whatnot” as Andy’s knee always says....
Rodilla izquierda: He is a lovely knee, is Andy’s right knee. Often misunderstood. He is very polite, very humble. We were so pleased when he won the US Open. We texted him right after the final. And he is always texting us to see how we are doing. We are looking forward to seeing him again soon.

Like I said maybe it's not that funny but I thought it was better here than in the Rafa or Tennis News threads.
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Rafa's knees have their own twitter:

Rafa's Knees ‏@RafasKnees

Rafa is out of the Aussie Open, but please don't blame me! Blame the stomach!
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Rafa arriving in Chile for the VTR tournament. I don't see any pretty stewardesses assisting him Andy-like with his luggage.

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Rafa's knees have their own twitter:

Rafa's Knees ‏@RafasKnees

Rafa is out of the Aussie Open, but please don't blame me! Blame the stomach!


I didn't expect that! Wonder if the person behind the twitter did the interview for the AO website or if it's just a coincidence?
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Rafa arriving in Chile for the VTR tournament. I don't see any pretty stewardesses assisting him Andy-like with his luggage.


Rafa who?
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Rafa who?

 clap clap clap

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