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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #45 on: October 30, 2014, 11:10 PM »
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Joke coming up - Heard the one about the absent-minded professor?  He was found under the bed because he thought he was a little potty!

That joke stinks
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #46 on: October 30, 2014, 11:14 PM »
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Well it wisnae me that made it up!
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #47 on: October 31, 2014, 12:00 AM »
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Well it wisnae me that made it up!

I bet it was, but it was so unfunny, you had to hide yourself from abuse because of it.
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #48 on: October 31, 2014, 12:12 AM »
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I bet it was, but it was so unfunny, you had to hide yourself from abuse because of it.
It wasn't Connor - because you know where I first heard it?  At school!  lol
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #49 on: October 31, 2014, 01:05 AM »
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It wasn't Connor - because you know where I first heard it?  At school!  lol

Humour from 1666 should be banned. Immediately.
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #50 on: October 31, 2014, 01:27 AM »
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #51 on: October 31, 2014, 02:43 AM »
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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician ? He worked it out with a pencil.

(Also first heard at school)
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #52 on: October 31, 2014, 02:45 AM »
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lol  I don't recall hearing that one.



 
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #53 on: October 31, 2014, 03:00 AM »
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Different schools, Aileen
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #54 on: October 31, 2014, 03:06 AM »
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Also I went to an all-girls school so inevitably the jokes were going to be different - and there were some 'female only' ones.


I can remember these book titles as well -

The Golden Trail by Dai O'Rea Dick
The Pool On The Floor by I P Squint
The Mess On The Wall by Hoo Flung Dung


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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #55 on: October 31, 2014, 03:19 AM »
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Also I went to an all-girls school so inevitably the jokes were going to be different - and there were some 'female only' ones.


I can remember these book titles as well -

The Golden Trail by Dai O'Rea Dick
The Pool On The Floor by I P Squint
The Mess On The Wall by Hoo Flung Dung




Ok, I admit it. That's creative.
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #56 on: October 31, 2014, 02:39 PM »
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Good to have your seal of approval Connor. wink
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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #57 on: October 31, 2014, 04:03 PM »
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Also I went to an all-girls school so inevitably the jokes were going to be different - and there were some 'female only' ones.


I can remember these book titles as well -

The Golden Trail by Dai O'Rea Dick
The Pool On The Floor by I P Squint
The Mess On The Wall by Hoo Flung Dung

Heap in the road by G G dunit.

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Re: Toilet Breaks « Reply #58 on: October 31, 2014, 06:05 PM »
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lol  Thanks Dianne!
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