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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #90 on: July 06, 2012, 07:12 PM »
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Any tweets from PseudoFed about his match on Sunday?
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #91 on: July 06, 2012, 10:37 PM »
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Well, I know fxxx  all about Smugfed but I hate him anyway. Arrogant sod. Oh , does his wife never stop eating. Every time the camera was on her she was stuffing something into her mouth. Perhaps its nerves.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #92 on: July 06, 2012, 10:53 PM »
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I heard he was really looking forward to receiving HMQ who is coming specially to support him in his bid for eternal GOATness
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #93 on: July 06, 2012, 10:58 PM »
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I heard he was really looking forward to receiving HMQ who is coming specially to support him in his bid for eternal GOATness

lol

Let's hope that it's more a case of the king is dead, long live the new king! Very Happy
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #94 on: July 06, 2012, 11:09 PM »
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I heard she wasn't attending at the risk of being stood up by His Royal Goatness
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #95 on: July 07, 2012, 10:17 AM »
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I Have a Dream

July 7, 2012 by pseudofedblog

In the celebrations of reaching My Wimbledon final I had a call on My FedBerry from Bjorn Borg sending Me his congratulations. I said yes. To celebrate he gave Me special permissions to pen and improve the lyric on a song he wrote when he was in ABBA.

I present to you: I Have A Dream – feel free to do the singing as you read:

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I am a dream, a song to sing
To help you cope with anything
When you see the wonder, of the yachts I sail
I can take the future, I will never fail
I believe in Wimbledon
Green green grass everywhere I see
I believe in Sue Barker
She always knows when the time is right for Me
I’ll cross Church Road, I have a dream

I am a dream, a real life fantasy
I help you through reality
And my Humbleness makes it worth the while
Pushing you through your dark lives still another mile
When I look in My mirror
It’s very good in everything I see
When I look in My mirror
I really know My box has Gwen StaFunny
I’ll cross the oceans, on Fed Force One
I’ll cross the seas, it’s great to be Me

Wimbledon is My dream, your song to sing
The tough draw helps Me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of the Little Guys
You have to wonder, why I didn’t get the byes
I believe in HIS7ORY
Pistol Peter says I am great in everything he sees
He says I am his angel
I’m not sure he is right for Me
I’m always so humble, even when Chef serves Me My tea
I have a dream, a Wimbledream

http://pseudofedblog.com/
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #96 on: July 07, 2012, 10:29 AM »
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omg ROFL  lol
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #97 on: July 09, 2012, 10:34 AM »
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PseudoFed tweets three minutes after Maggie the dog (Kim):

Maggie May ‏@maggiemay_hem

On another note, I am literally as sick as a dog after stealing shortbread from mum's handbag. True story.

Not Roger Federer Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed

@maggiemay_hem Will send over one of My doctors little doggy fan. Get well soon
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #98 on: July 09, 2012, 10:54 AM »
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^^ its not **** Sherlock....  hmmmm  I will investigate.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #99 on: July 09, 2012, 12:16 PM »
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Good evening from your Champion!

I had a pleasant day, had a gentle morning, played tennis this afternoon and then H1S7ORY.

You’ve already heard My press conferences and interview with Sue (Minx) Barker. As My tweetings said during the interview, I feel that she made theintentions of brushing past My GOAT bottoms. I am making debates about whether I should report her to Mr. Wimbledon for the harassments . I think I need to complete some application forms first.

After doing the obligatory interviews confirming how great I am My staff had a surprise for Me. I smiled for 9 minutes and 52 seconds when I saw it! It was an Emperor’s Sedan Chair. I will attach a photo for you here in this bloggings. They must have had it flown over from one of My homes. The plan was that they wanted to carry Me back to the apartment in it. I said yes.

It took longer than expected, especially negotiating the traffic stop lights. People in Wimbledon Village did a lot of the starings but I am used to this as everybody loves to see Me.

I realised that the staff member on the front-right was not as fast as the other three. I wasn’t sure in the beginnings but when I saw the Dog & Fox pub three times going around the roundabout circles at the end of Church Road this made the confirmations.

As you can make the imaginations, I had to fire him immediately for insubordination. then I realised I was one person short (front-right). Replacing him was not straight forward. We had to organise interviews, checking of the backgrounds, selection then training (rigorous). I got home eventually and here I am.

About the match? Well I am a little angry here. Mr. Wimbledon told Me that I was the local hero. In fact, no matter where I play the crowd always support Me over anybody else. But today I did not feel this. I was a lot surprised because the Prime Ministerial Boss of Great Britain, David Cameroon was there. One assumed they would be more obedient with their boss and Me in the house. I nearly shouted Shut Up several times but decided to detain Myself in case Andrew aimed a ball at My trophies like he did with Tsonga.

I was surprised to learn that as well as winning I am the number one seedling too! Really? You’re welcome!

Now I am making the preparations for the Olympics and we are going for Go1d.

Till next time,

PF xxx
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #100 on: July 09, 2012, 02:07 PM »
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I nearly shouted Shut Up several times but decided to detain Myself in case Andrew aimed a ball at My trophies like he did with Tsonga.

 lmao lmao classic!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #101 on: July 09, 2012, 02:37 PM »
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Great Pseudofed so true you have you have that creep bang to rights.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #102 on: July 18, 2012, 03:20 PM »
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Hello from Sunny Sardinia!

I did plan to make the quiet times after a growling 2 weeks with Mr. Wimbledon. Sometimes we need to make the breaks from what we do in our jobs. The tennis court is My office. We have a little kitchens where you can have fruit and little snacks. Ball servants that fetch you things like the interns people. Slightly uncomfortable chairs. A water dispensers and, in Mr. Wimbledon’s court, we also have available a pleasant selection of fruit drinks from Mrs. Robinson. She is older than Me.

So why am I making the bloggings?

Well this week one of My favorite television stars that make the comedy on the television made an impersonation of Me. What do I think of people pretending to be Me? At first I didn’t know about his sketch then one of My staff told Me. I replied, “Oh really? Is it funny?”

The name of the impersonator is Jimmy Fallon. He makes the GOAT smile, usually for the approximations of 10 minutes 52 seconds at a time. As you can make the imaginations, this is something I must enjoy a lot! I cannot remember the last time I smiled for this sort of time span. It cannot be longer than about two weeks ago.

I saw on My tweetings timeline that many fans were also making the comments. Obviously everybody agreed that nobody can replicate the original Me but we should still enjoy James’s work here on this occasion. I will use internet technologies to insert the videos at the end of this note from Me and it will appear that your television has entered My bloggings!

Sardinia is beautiful! I really recommend spending your time away from your office here too. Preferably on a humble private yacht. Mirky seems a bit down and says she wanted to come here a few days ago and that we came a bit late. Not sure why as this island has been here for a long time so hasn’t changed or made any evolutions. I think I am making some revealings that I do study in My hobby a lot of geneology (the study of how the earth is made up of plates). So I tried to explain to her that it doesn’t matter when we came in our life times as the plates have been here longer.

OK fans. I will kick back and for once let Chef and My staff do all the work. This evening I have arranged for a private and romantic dinner for 26.

Hear from Me again as I prepare for the Olympics! Strange that it was in Beijing last time, from here I will be travelling directly to Greece.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #103 on: July 20, 2012, 11:22 AM »
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Just been reading that Janet.  I need to watch the Jimmy Fallon vid now Very Happy

One of the best lines:-

Hear from Me again as I prepare for the Olympics! Strange that it was in Beijing last time, from here I will be travelling directly to Greece.

lol
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #104 on: July 20, 2012, 11:35 AM »
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^ Bev.. I posted the vid earlier this week on 'Fed is not the GOAT' thread. Smile
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