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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #945 on: March 15, 2013, 07:18 AM »
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About PF being a Brit....on twitter you can see the persons he follows, mostly from GB so far as I can see (besides, thing the humor is also typical British Smile)
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #946 on: March 15, 2013, 12:02 PM »
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#FF Me  #humble

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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #947 on: March 15, 2013, 01:35 PM »
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lmao  Priceless!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #948 on: March 16, 2013, 10:22 PM »
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Neil Harman ‏@NeilHarmanTimes
Larry Ellison has taken a break from the heat but @Wimbledon chairman Phil Brook and wife Gill in front row seats #tennisandsunworshippers

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
@NeilHarmanTimes he had the pleasure of meeting Me the other evening. And he didn't even know who I was #disguise

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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #949 on: March 17, 2013, 01:31 AM »
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lol
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #950 on: March 17, 2013, 08:44 PM »
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PseudoFed: I want to run the LTA


Hello fans,

My best friends at The Tennis Space asked about My up and coming vacation and as always I am happy to oblige and take time out of My busy schedules.

Anyway, let’s get down to what you all want to know, the details. Well, as always when talking to My fans I like to make the honestations. I first got the idea of having a really long and extended break from Rafaello Nadal (tennis player). I played him quite recently, well, I think it’s fair to say he played Me. I chose to lose because he has been away for so long I felt a lift of the confidences was in order. You’re welcome.

So, as I was saying, I may follow in his footsteps and take an extended break. A sabbacial. A few months off and only coming back for the finals in some of My favorite tournaments. Mr. Wimbledon has already confirmed that he would be willing to make the necessary adjustments. Rafaello isn’t the only person to have done this. Pistol Peter hasn’t played for ages and John McEnroe teases us sometimes about when he will play again. Sometimes I make the jokes with him and tell him that he cannot be serious. He makes the strange expression with his face (front part of head).

What would I do during my vacation times? Well actually I can’t tell you. It is the secret although I will make some hintings. I am needing this time off to attend an interview. It’s for a job but I cannot give you any more information. It is to do with Lawns, Tennis and Associations. The only requirement is that your first name is Roger. What a coincidence! I have been brushing up with some answers to the questions that one is normally asked in interviews:

- Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Still trying to close the head-to-head gap with Rafa.

- What are your strengths and weaknesses?
Strength – Fashion
Weakness – Hawkeye

- If you were an animal what would you be?
I will make the chuckles as the panel will expect me to say GOAT. Which is the correct answer by the way.

- Are you a team player?
There is no GOAT in team.

- How do you work under pressure?
I usually make the flusterings and start the little arguments with Mr. Umpire. Luckily every time I do it the commentators pretend it’s the first time so it isn’t really an issue.

- What do you do in your spare time?
I try to go homes and relax.

- Is there anything you’d change in tennis?
Yes, no more clay courts unless they all play like hard surfaces. No more left handed players. And introduce a cap of 16 Slams as the maximum you can win in your career. (Figure may be revised depending on factors that I will keep as a secret.)

OK, some of us have a private plane to catch.

Much love
PF xxx

http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-column-i-want-to-run-the-lta/
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #951 on: March 17, 2013, 09:05 PM »
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Confession time..I don't find PseudoFed funny...I get it but I don't laugh.

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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #952 on: March 17, 2013, 09:07 PM »
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Confession time..I don't find PseudoFed funny...I get it but I don't laugh.



Same for me, I understand the humour and he can provide laughs, but I don't laugh.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #953 on: March 18, 2013, 12:22 AM »
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Confession time..I don't find PseudoFed funny...I get it but I don't laugh.
Same for me, I understand the humour and he can provide laughs, but I don't laugh.
So you don't share his sense of humour.  Well that's no big deal.  It wouldn't do if we all found the same things funny.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #954 on: March 18, 2013, 12:30 AM »
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Loving the lastest blog.  PF always brings a chuckle out of me and strange stares from the rest of the staff in the office ignore
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #955 on: March 18, 2013, 01:57 AM »
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lmao  Brilliant as usual and I loved the little dig at Nadal's prolonged absence as well, and the references to Sampras and McEnroe not having played for some time either.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #956 on: March 18, 2013, 10:53 AM »
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Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
Feeling a bit down, not sure why. if anybody wants me today I'll be in My room and I'm not coming out until I'm ready #donotdisturb
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #957 on: March 18, 2013, 02:57 PM »
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Pseudofed is a brilliant piss-taking pastiche of Fed. A delicious mix of fake modesty, huge ego and ever so slight language slippage. Obviously I think its sheer genius, but it would be a dull old world if we all enjoyed the same things and humour is about as personal as it gets.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #958 on: March 19, 2013, 03:56 AM »
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Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
Feeling a bit down, not sure why. if anybody wants me today I'll be in My room and I'm not coming out until I'm ready #donotdisturb
The follow on from that one -


Miti‏@Rafaddict
@PseudoFed did someone over take you in masters won record?!

Not Roger Federer‏@PseudoFed
@Rafaddict not telling #sulk

Miti‏@Rafaddict
@PseudoFed didn't the staff tell you...you win the next one without playing it, it's the tournaments pleasure to give you the title

Not Roger Federer‏@PseudoFed
@Rafaddict #yourehired

Boris Becker‏@TheBorisBecker
Glory is calling you my friend!! Welcome back!!





Not Roger Federer‏@PseudoFed
@TheBorisBecker #offended
 
Dreamweaver‏@Diegomac1976
@PseudoFed @TheBorisBecker c´mon Fed, be as humble this time as usual and acknowledge your nemesis victory. he's far better than you Smile
 
Roger Federer‏@PseudoFed
@Diegomac1976 I don't want to talk about it #sulk
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #959 on: March 20, 2013, 09:07 PM »
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Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 5h
I wonder if the dolphins in Miami will miss Me this year? Last year they were so pleased to see Me #justsaying

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 1h
Paul Annaconda's Birthday today (I got him some PF socks) I ask you to join in sending him best wishes @paul_annacone (tell him I sent you)
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