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PseudoFed « on: June 17, 2012, 10:11 PM »
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follow him  Very Happy  hes the  best thing on twitter!!!    https://twitter.com/#!/PseudoFed

his blogs are hilarious http://pseudofedblog.com/

The latest tweet which I still find very amusing.

I wonder if Tommy Haas will think that line judge was faking it? #Queens

 His tweets are so HUMBLE  what a legend!!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 12:06 AM »
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I completely agree John, PseudoFed is a genius. Just the name is brilliant, and the logo. PseudoNole, PseudoRafa, PseudoAndy just not in the same class.

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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 11:33 AM »
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I can't copy and paste ATM (don't know how on the itouch) but the current blog is hilarious! lmao Particularly enjoy the paragraph about Herr Haas. Very Happy
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 11:39 AM »
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I can't copy and paste ATM (don't know how on the itouch) but the current blog is hilarious! lmao Particularly enjoy the paragraph about Herr Haas. Very Happy

I love PseudoFed - really funny! Here's his comments about Haas. Smile

Now some words about Herr Haas. I have heard that he has appointed himself as top ATP physio person specialist. How does this affect the players? I believe that when playing him, if you need a trainer to touch your legs during a match you now have to ask Haas for the permissions and not the umpire (the one who sits in the very high chair). If you don’t do this I understand Haas will get very upset and make opinions about you.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 11:43 AM »
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Thanks Katie goodjob
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 12:07 PM »
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OMG that's so funny clap
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 12:17 PM »
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Grabcopy has already been highlighting some of this on the site, I'm sure he'll be contributing once he see's the thread lol
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 01:03 PM »
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Fantastic blogs.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #8 on: June 20, 2012, 09:54 AM »
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Latest:

Good morning fans!

Every year I write a letter to My friends at the Wimbledon. It’s like a tradition we have together. This year because of bloggings technology I thought you would all be so happy to see it so I am sharing it.

I tried to get in contact with Jim Courier to make the deliveries it but his people said he doesn’t do this. I wish he would make up the mind.

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Dear Mr. Wimbledon,

I hope you are well. I am.

Here is My usual anniversary letter with the requests for this year’s draw into the Law and Tennis Associations.

I request NOT to be on My side of the draw:
Nadal – I have spoken with Bjorn Borg and we don’t like him.
Djokovic – Noisy families, keeps winning.
Tom Haas – Has an unhealthy interest in other players and their injuries and he beat me in the Halle.
Andrew Murray – Can beat Me. Everybody around him also seems to be called Murray. Suspicious. This is like Paul Anaconda being called Paul Roger. Please investigate, high priority.
Isner – He beat Me in St. David’s Cup and too tall.
Tsonga – He is the French one that knocked Me out last year. There is also something strange on his head this year.
Raonic – Strange name. Too many vowels.
Nalbandian – Dangerous but a good friend to have around in gangster situations.
John McEnroe – He has beaten Borg and is STILL playing now, can you check whether this is legal?
Bartoli – Her serve motions make me frightened.

I request you CAN put on My side of the draw:
Andrew Roddick – He is usually on My side so OK. His cap is always wet.
Lleyton Hewitt – as above
Baghdatis – as above but without the hat.
Goffin – He is the little boy. You can hype this match up a lot with no serious reason. Yes.
Sue Barker – She won the French Open but is quite small.
Johnathan Lloyd – Apparently he used to like having the photos taken of himself in his undergarments. I am not comfortable with how small the fitting was.
Patrick McEnroe – He had a great career as a doubles player and also part of a famous musical duets with Paul Simon.

Thank you for the usual considerations. As usual, Centre Court only, don’t do a Garros on Me.

Sincerely,
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #9 on: June 20, 2012, 09:58 AM »
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 lmao lmao Thanks Nigel!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #10 on: June 20, 2012, 10:41 AM »
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Genius! Thanks for posting Nigel. lmao
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #11 on: June 20, 2012, 06:03 PM »
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Brilliant.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #12 on: June 20, 2012, 06:41 PM »
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That's incredible. lmao

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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #13 on: June 20, 2012, 09:13 PM »
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This guy is a total gem. I wish he'd do one on Nadal as well.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #14 on: June 21, 2012, 10:00 AM »
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And there's more.. as well as twitter and a blog, there's a brilliant piece on The Tennis Space:

Pseudofed on his life as the King of Wimbledon (follow him on Twitter @pseudofed)

The good people at The Tennis Space were so pleased to be able to have the opportunity to ask Me to write some words for their site on the World Big Web. When one of My staff first told Me that somebody wanted to hear My thoughts on why I am the King of Wimbledon I said, “Yes”. There was then a long pause of reflection between us.

I would like to use this opportunity to give you a very quick blink into the life of the GOAT. I like to encourage such pauses amongst My entourages as I am nowadays a practitioner of sitting quietly on a little satin cushion and being grateful in every moment. This is called Mediations. I sit with My back legs crossed and relax My other ones. Every 33 seconds Mirky pings a little golden bell. May I suggest you all try this too. It will not make you the King of Wimbledon, obviously. However, do as I do and focus on Me when you hear the little bell, it may make you appreciate even more how lucky you are to be experiencing tennis in the time in which I am present.

But it’s not all about Me. We are also seeing other players too with a small chance of winning on the green grass:

- Novak Djokovic has won some things as well and I am donating the experience of allowing him to see how it feels to be the number 1 seedling. His chances are very good to slim of winning Wimbledon.

- Rafael Nadal has also won some small tournaments and a specialist on the clay made from oranges. I (GOAT) am the only player in H1STORY of winning on authentic blue clay which has very narrow margins. Nadal’s chances for the Wimbledon Championships depend on how he plays in the next 7 matches.

- Andrew Murray I say has a good chances as this is his home turfs. The only problems I think will be if he plays Tommy Haas. As I have previously discussed on My bloggings, Haas is now in charge of all things Medical in tennis in his self appointed new position of ATP Chief Surgeon, Head Consultant, Physio, Ear Nose and Neck Specialist and Gyroscopolist.

- David “Bruce Banner” Nalbandian has a good chances as we are all now a little bit apprehensions of upsetting him. You won’t like him when he’s angry. As you can see there can only be one Wimbledon King. For a start I was born a boy so can only be crowned a King. Secondly, Britain already has a Queen (Elisabeth “2″ who celebrated her Jamboree this year) but I don’t believe she has ever won on grass so not sure how she became Queen. But she seems nice and polite.

Let’s look forward to Sue Parker’s little monologues before each BBC transmission for the next 2 Wimbledon Weeks. Her style shines, as does mine. What will My outfit be? Sit very tightly, all will be revealing soon.

http://www.thetennisspace.com/opinion/pseudofed-column-im-the-king-of-wimbledon/



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