Oh, the caption ideas so far on the blog are amazing! I love this one:
Aristotelian Roger: Give it up, Murray, truth resides in the world all around us, and I’m telling you, the reality is, the weather is too foul for us to continue playing.
Platonic Murray: And Ah’m telling yoo, ye daft goat, that this seemin’ world is only a pale shadow o’ the Realm o’ th’ Ideal. And Archetypal Ideal Tennis is demandin’ we play RAHT NOW. Or ye’ll be feelin’ the wrath o’ mah guid strong racquet, Ol Claidheamh Mòr, in mah strong raht hand, ye weel. So hop to it, laddie, afore Ah serve ye sum eviction papers, ach!