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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #630 on: October 28, 2012, 09:22 PM »
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Quote from: xxdanixx on October 28, 2012, 09:02 PM
his shirt was too bright

lmao
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #631 on: October 28, 2012, 11:07 PM »
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Quote from: xxdanixx on October 28, 2012, 09:02 PM
His thoughts about today's match:

''Firstly, hawkeye is wrong. Thirdly, his shirt was too bright, Lastly, I chose to lose ''

And a little later:

''Well, there's also been a tsunami off Canada so I thought we'd better end it #safetyfirst ''
lol  Thanks for posting dani.

And these tweets brought this equally amusing response from one of PF's followers -

Wooffs ‏@Wooffie1965
@PseudoFed Thanks for clearing that up Fed. After I'd laughed for 10 mins I thought it might be #mono #badback #tallplayer #raindrops #wind
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #632 on: October 28, 2012, 11:09 PM »
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I was just thinking about the lack of the "too tall" excuse today. lol
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #633 on: October 28, 2012, 11:49 PM »
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Quote from: Allan on October 28, 2012, 11:09 PM
I was just thinking about the lack of the "too tall" excuse today. lol

Should have added that!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #634 on: October 29, 2012, 06:07 AM »
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Gr8 laughs as usual clap
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #635 on: October 30, 2012, 10:35 PM »
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New Blog from PF

My open letter to Mr. London and story of recent gift

http://pseudofedblog.com/2012/10/30/my-open-letter-to-mr-london-and-story-of-recent-gift/

This is My letter to Mr. London Finals. As always, I like to share as much as possible with My fans so here it is. It was hand-delivered by staff.

Dear Mr. London,

I am fine.

Actually I am not fine. I have the little niggles that are bothering Me at the moment. I cannot go into the details because of Tommy Haas. The second half of the year has not been so good. During Shanghai I had to give up the finals of the semis because of a major weather alert. It was very risky to play in the treacherous conditions and I made some apprehensions. In the end I decided to let it go, it was just not worth it.

Just recently I was in the Basel Masters 5000 in Basel, My “homes” tournament. I have won this grand event for the past 29 years but again, I put safety first. There was an earthquake off the West Coast of Canada that morning and I decided, when facing 3 match points against Me in the tie break, that I should lose. Decided? Yes, you will know from various Press Conferences that it is Me that decides whether to win or lose matches. So, for the sake of Me and My staff I thought it better to leave Basel tout de suite in case the earthquake decided to spread and move towards us. Safety first.

Lastly, I have decided not to play in Paris. Sorry to all My French fans, I know you will be devastated. But in every pillow, there is a gold lining (well, there is in mine anyway) and I would like to tell you that Rafa won’t be there. You may all smile for 10 minutes.

Lastly, Mr. London I would like to inform you of an error for the End of Year World Tour Finals in London, at the end of the year, after the world tour, in London. I instructed staff to make the checkings on your website (internet) and you seem to have only put up one side of the draw and you have mistakenly put Me in it. I recognize most of the names. This must be Djokovic and Murray’s side of the draw. Where are the other ones that I normally play? The Little Guys? I am confident you will correct this as soon as possibles. If you need any assistance do contact My good friend Mr. Wimbledon who will be happy to help.

Lastly, to add an insult to My injuries, I feel that I was recently the victim of a dupe. What I thought was a good friend of Mine, Mr. Mark Hodgkinsons, gave Me a gift of a book he wrote. Mark is the boss of TheTennisSpace.com and they are lucky enough to have Me write some exclusives for them sometimes. He gave Me this gift wrapped in gold paper, a “special preview before the release date” he said. I was so excited! I thought it was a book about Me. I settled down with staff and arranged a small humble unwrapping ceremony. I even got comfortable waiting for staff to read it Me. To My horror I discovered it was a book about Andy Murray! As though I haven’t seen enough of him this year already! However, I think Mr. Hodgkinsons did this as the jokes so I made a small chortle. I imagine he will see Me again soon with a book about Me.

Sort out the draw Mr. London.

You’re welcome,
PF

Love it especially the last two paragraphs about the absence of the "Little Guys" at the WTF and also the gift of Andy Murray's book from Mark Hodgkinson! Great stuff.  clap
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #636 on: October 30, 2012, 10:51 PM »
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PF never disappoints. Very Happy
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #637 on: October 30, 2012, 10:57 PM »
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So,SO good!The disbelief over playing people he's actually heard of is just brilliant-and the bit about the Andy biography is priceless!
Also love the running theme of the Hass injury stuff.He's done it loads of times,but so well that it never seems like he's repeating a joke,only adding on to it.Just wonderful  clap
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #638 on: October 30, 2012, 11:39 PM »
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Thanks for posting Scotjules highfive

Quote from: scotnadian on October 30, 2012, 10:51 PM
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Nope, never does.  I'm getting strange looks from my colleagues in the office haha  

Quote from: xxdanixx on October 30, 2012, 10:57 PM
So,SO good!The disbelief over playing people he's actually heard of is just brilliant-and the bit about the Andy biography is priceless!
Also love the running theme of the Hass injury stuff.He's done it loads of times,but so well that it never seems like he's repeating a joke,only adding on to it.Just wonderful  clap

Really is
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #639 on: October 30, 2012, 11:51 PM »
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roflmao  The genius continues ...

Also love "The Basel Masters 5000 in Basel ... I have won this grand event for the past 29 years". Very Happy

I wonder if Haas has ever read PF.  Don't think he'd be amused somehow!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #640 on: October 31, 2012, 12:05 AM »
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That is really funny. PF is the GOAT comedian.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #641 on: October 31, 2012, 10:16 AM »
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Quote from: xxdanixx on October 30, 2012, 10:57 PM
So,SO good!The disbelief over playing people he's actually heard of is just brilliant-and the bit about the Andy biography is priceless!
Also love the running theme of the Hass injury stuff.He's done it loads of times,but so well that it never seems like he's repeating a joke,only adding on to it.Just wonderful  clap
Also love the laughing for 10 minutes running joke - referring to the real Fed's comments after Nadal/Rosol at Wimbledon "OK, so Rosol didn't play like that for five sets, but in the fifth he was playing so well it was a joke. I was laughing because of his performance for 10 minutes after that. I couldn't believe that he pulled it off the way he did.'
Brilliant!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #642 on: October 31, 2012, 05:36 PM »
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Thanks for that explanation Elena - I wondered where the 'laughing' comments came from!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #643 on: November 01, 2012, 07:09 AM »
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PF is only reason I'll be sorry when Fed retires
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #644 on: November 01, 2012, 10:12 AM »
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Loved it all Scotjules! Thanks for sharing!
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