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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #660 on: November 09, 2012, 08:51 AM »
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^ roflmao
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #661 on: November 12, 2012, 09:46 PM »
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Tweets from PseudoFed

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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #662 on: November 12, 2012, 10:08 PM »
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#Humbled

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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #663 on: November 12, 2012, 10:59 PM »
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lmao  lmao  Thanks Bev and Joe.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #664 on: November 12, 2012, 11:02 PM »
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Excellent Stuff!
A couple from later on:

 Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
Stupid game. I just swore in 14 languages, except Serbian #angry

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
You can all go home. Nothing to see here.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #665 on: November 12, 2012, 11:09 PM »
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lol  Thanks Dani.  I love this man - the real Fed can never retire!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #666 on: November 12, 2012, 11:12 PM »
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HA ha great in-match tweets.... Smile
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #667 on: November 12, 2012, 11:25 PM »
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And another one,in response to a follower who had asked him "did you really tell Novak he's the best? Surprised #humble"

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
I had My GOAT fingers crossed behind My back
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #668 on: November 13, 2012, 01:15 AM »
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At least he replied to me :P
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #669 on: November 13, 2012, 01:29 AM »
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Here we see the real Roger. He clearly mouths" Sit down you F****** ASS****" at 1.47.10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Q4lXAuykd0E#t=6435s
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #670 on: November 13, 2012, 01:39 AM »
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Looks like a twat in that pink shirt too.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #671 on: November 13, 2012, 12:47 PM »
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well I guess if we'd not had smugfed there would have been no pseudofed so every cloud eh.....
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #672 on: November 13, 2012, 03:29 PM »
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Pseudofed's newest column:


Why I don’t want faster courts

Hello,

I hope you all enjoyed the End of the World Tour Finals in London which ended Sunday evening.

This is a welcome time of year where I can have a little time off and look forward to some relaxings. I am playing an exhibition soon. When a staff member told me it was in Rio de Janeiro I advised that I can’t play that month as that is when the Australian Open is. Anyway, they rescheduled and I am very excited to travel to Rio so am busy doing the brush ups on My Italian.

I recently announced that I would like the courts (tennis) to be faster. There is a very viscus rumour doing the travellings that I am saying this for personal gain. A small bird told Me that some people think that Paul Anaconda is doing the same with Me as he did with Pistol Peter, that is, maximise My career by shortening the points as I cannot run the way I used to. This is a lie and also it is not true. Allow Me to set the record straight.

I would like to say that as well as playing tennis I am also a tennis fan. I have lots of DVDs of Myself and watch them regularly. So we can say I am a fan, just like you. Well, not quite like you, but you know what I mean. So I know what fans want. There is nothing that brings them to the edge of their seats more than watching Ace after Ace. Or, when I am receiving, 2 shot games. This makes the crescendo with the tension and builds the excitement leading to a release of rapture. Who wants to see a 20 shot rally when the last shot is a shankings? That is just hitting the ball backwards and forwards and it means I have to do a lot of the runnings. Inappropriate. And anyway, I have a very busy life now with things to do. I can’t spend 5 hours on a court any more. I am able to, I just don’t want to, and you can’t make Me.

Please do try and enjoy yourselves in the next few weeks. If you can, come see Me in Brasil for the exhibition matches. If not, I am excited about going to see My great friends in the Down Under in January. Good Day My mates!

PF xxx
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #673 on: November 13, 2012, 04:01 PM »
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Wonderful - loved the 'ended Sunday evening' and the DVDs of Myself.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #674 on: November 13, 2012, 05:04 PM »
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Just brilliant clap
So true about "serving fests" too, sooo exciting.....not Whistle
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