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^Love PF.

Leave David alone or you may find a tennis ball in your bed the following morning.
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lmao  lmao  Thanks Dani.  I was wondering what PF had been up to recently.  Brilliant as usual.  Too many amusing bits to be able to pick some out, but I do like his references to the Buddha, and also he certainly has no intention of letting Tommy Haas off the hook!

Hilaarious tweet -
"If Mr. Australia can evict Judy Murray @judmoo from the stadium, I wonder if I can evict Andy & Novak from the tournament? #thinkingoutloud"
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Brilliant I love Pseudofed. He/She is so witty I love it.
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Hilaarious tweet -
"If Mr. Australia can evict Judy Murray @judmoo from the stadium, I wonder if I can evict Andy & Novak from the tournament? #thinkingoutloud"

lmao   My favourite too!!
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Wednesday's gem -


Spiritual GOAT quote for you.  You're welcome.




lmao
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Or pray for rain
Or take a toilet break
etc etc
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 upfunny  Whistle #spiritualyeahright
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I think Smugfed # humble is not humble enough to be a buddhist. He is greedy and to full of s--t and full of his own importance. Just a personal thought.
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Tweets on 16 Jan -

Dear @AustralianOpen I've noticed I seem to be seeded as no.2. Is there any reason for this? #clericalerror


Is Mats Wilander being paid for every time he mentions My name? #mustberich #notasmuchasme #humble

Camelia Melescanu ‏@cami_melescanu
@PseudoFed I think he is an undercover agent of your staff, humble GOAT! I know you 2 had a make up after the Roland Garros 09

@cami_melescanu I don't remember that year #cough


Courtside tweetings: the reason still on serve is because the opponent looks disturbingly like Davydenko. Thought he retired #unsettled


Wooffs ‏@Wooffie1965
@PseudoFed Have you stolen the twins' laces? #PrettyInPink

@Wooffie1965 you noticed <3

FedBerry tweetings: I understand Mr Harmans @NeilHarmanTimes is wearing the same color shirt as My shoelaces in indiscreet support #loyal


Tweets on 17 Jan -

Does anybody know who I'm playing next? #justasking


@FedererBook I have my own following Me? #surreal #excited


Australian Open ‏@AustralianOpen
#Federer on playing #Tomic: "It's a similar situation as last year. Just a round earlier. Nice to see Bernard playing better." #AusOpen


Whoever took this photo #youaresofired





Wooffs ‏@Wooffie1965
@PseudoFed Fed! Its a jungle out there with all those creepy crawlie beasties on court. And Tomic. #soNOThumble

@Wooffie1965 It does look the little scary. May sport white suit including full length trousers next match #manbag


Just had some flowers delivered with a note: "Good luck for the tournament, Mats Wilander xx" - #awkward
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some great stuff.  Time pf got his velvet claws into croft and wade
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Come on "not so humble" Tomic yay
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some great stuff.  Time pf got his velvet claws into croft and wade

Is it wrong that I would pay PF to do exactly that?
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oh a little bribery wouldn't go amiss in a good cause tj   Whistle
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oh a little bribery wouldn't go amiss in a good cause tj   Whistle

I was tempted to say that I'd sell my body to PF for it, but on balance I doubt he/she (I still think it's a he) would want it lol, so I'll settle for some good old fashioned bribery instead lol.

Not PF related as such, but it did make me think of him in a way, I was watching Ferrer and Baggy earlier and one of the comms said something that almost made me choke on my breakfast. Frew McMillan remarked that Federer thinks that Ferrer is the best returner in the game. For a start I thought it was a typical Fed head game, so it made me roll my eyes. Then Frew remarked that he didn't agree with Federer (stands back in amazement, porridge nearly everywhere!). He (Frew) thinks Andy is a better returner than Ferrer - somehow I would have thought he'd have gone for Djokovic, just because. However, then I had to smile at the thought that Federer was never going to compliment either Novak or Andy, Andy especially. Fed is just so obvious!
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  Frew McMillan remarked that Federer thinks that Ferrer is the best returner in the game. For a start I thought it was a typical Fed head game, so it made me roll my eyes. Then Frew remarked that he didn't agree with Federer (stands back in amazement, porridge nearly everywhere!). He (Frew) thinks Andy is a better returner than Ferrer - somehow I would have thought he'd have gone for Djokovic, just because. However, then I had to smile at the thought that Federer was never going to compliment either Novak or Andy, Andy especially. Fed is just so obvious!
  Sorry I missed that, that is such an obvious slight disguised as a compliment, although one has to be careful as Fed may have simply meant that Ferrer never gives up, which is certainly true.
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