Tweets on 16 Jan -
Dear @AustralianOpen I've noticed I seem to be seeded as no.2. Is there any reason for this? #clericalerror
Is Mats Wilander being paid for every time he mentions My name? #mustberich #notasmuchasme #humble
Camelia Melescanu @cami_melescanu
@PseudoFed I think he is an undercover agent of your staff, humble GOAT! I know you 2 had a make up after the Roland Garros 09
@cami_melescanu I don't remember that year #cough
Courtside tweetings: the reason still on serve is because the opponent looks disturbingly like Davydenko. Thought he retired #unsettled
Wooffs @Wooffie1965
@PseudoFed Have you stolen the twins' laces? #PrettyInPink
@Wooffie1965 you noticed <3
FedBerry tweetings: I understand Mr Harmans @NeilHarmanTimes is wearing the same color shirt as My shoelaces in indiscreet support #loyal
Tweets on 17 Jan -
Does anybody know who I'm playing next? #justasking
@FedererBook I have my own following Me? #surreal #excited
Australian Open @AustralianOpen
#Federer on playing #Tomic: "It's a similar situation as last year. Just a round earlier. Nice to see Bernard playing better." #AusOpen
Whoever took this photo #youaresofired

Wooffs @Wooffie1965
@PseudoFed Fed! Its a jungle out there with all those creepy crawlie beasties on court. And Tomic. #soNOThumble
@Wooffie1965 It does look the little scary. May sport white suit including full length trousers next match #manbag
Just had some flowers delivered with a note: "Good luck for the tournament, Mats Wilander xx" - #awkward