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lol
  Brilliant. Wonder what PF would make of disembark? 
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A brief exchange with Neil Harman:

"Neil Harman @NeilHarmanTimes
Off for an early morning hike in mountains around Palm Desert with @Mike_Dickson_DM If u don't hear from us later, send a search party

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
@NeilHarmanTimes @Mike_Dickson_DM Message received. Staff will be on standby #GOATJournos"
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YMCA
by pseudofedblog
Hello fans!

Here we are in the land of the free. It isn't free by the way, you have to pay at the shops, restaurants and spa resorts. To avoid any confusion, I am using the term "you" literally.

First of all let Me answer what many of My fans have been asking, the draw for Indian Very Wells. Am I happy about it? Well staff did raise one of My eyebrows when I saw it, but to be honest I don't know what I would have been acceptable. Unfortunately I have to play some matches to reach the final, as strange as this sounds.

You will allow Me to use this bloggings as an opportunity for you feel this great country because I know you can't afford to travel like Me.

Myths:
- Palm Desert is a real desert. False. I have not seen any camels or pyramids. But I will keep both eyes open apart from when I do the blinkings.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is a cyborg from the future. Incorrect. He is an actor from the past.
- The Tea Party is about Earl Grey and PG Tips. I'm not sure, don't know.
- Roswell is where the beings from another planet live. Incorrect, they live in Washington D.C. and they all live in a house on top of Capitol Hill. (Not to be confused with Darren Cahill who is a top broadcaster).

Truths:
- The city of Boston is named after the band who sang the great rock anthem, 'More Than a Feeling'. Correct and true.
- Stanford has a University named after him although how he managed that I will never know. Offended really.
- New Mexico is not in Mexico. Correct, although I am not sure why, they could have called it something else.

Playing My first match soon. I had a terrible day recently. Everybody says the facilities here are great. And they are, there is no disputes about that. But at least the other venues don't get the actual players to help to build them. I was not sure what to do with the shovels. Then Djokovic suggested we all re-enact the video from the Village People but I said to him, "Young Man, pick yourself off the ground."

Let's hope I have a better day today.

PF xxx
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Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
Thank you to @BNPPARIBASOPEN for following Me. Took your time but the pleasure is all yours #humble
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lmao  Brilliant blog!   "... staff did raise one of my eyebrows ..."

Great tweets as well. Very Happy  Thanks Bev & Dani.
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Following on Neil Harman's hike with Mike Dickson -


Neil Harman‏@NeilHarmanTimes
@NeadOB @mike_dickson_dm @pseudofed He can stand them down, thankfully. Sherpa Dicko and I made it back from the mountaintop.

Not Roger Federer‏@PseudoFed
@NeilHarmanTimes @NeadOB @Mike_Dickson_DM Good news. Hope you enjoyed it. I was allow them to rest, and I shall say it only once #alloallo

Not Roger Federer‏@PseudoFed
@NeilHarmanTimes @NeadOB @Mike_Dickson_DM #typo #imfired

Zainab Walji‏@xenon21
Hmmm if @PseudoFed fires himself does that mean fed has retired? Wink

Not Roger Federer‏@PseudoFed
@xenon21 Not sure #confused




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^very funny.  Anyone else think Kim is PseudoFed?
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^very funny.  Anyone else think Kim is PseudoFed?

I've thought about it,as I certainly think she has the wit and humour to do it,but I dunno...I just think it could be a bit chancey for her-being such an inner member of Andy's circle,if it ever came out that it was her he could look bad in front of Federer and hs fans,and I don't think she'd ever do something that could result in that.
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I agree I don't think Kim is involved either it would be too risky. She has a quick wit but I think it is someone else. Though god know who. PseudoFed is so quick witted and funny.
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^very funny.  Anyone else think Kim is PseudoFed?
THis has been discussed before - but I agree with Little buddha, I really don't think she would risk exposing Andy to the danger of her being found out. PF has all the marks of a journo very close to Team Murray, though.
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PseudoFed could be on this forum, it could be me  lol
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PseudoFed could be on this forum, it could be me  lol
  I coulda been a contender!  shocking
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What about me? I'm unpredictable, self obsessed.
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What about me? I'm unpredictable, self obsessed.


no, u swear too much naughty
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Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed

Thank you to @BNPPARIBASOPEN for following Me. Took your time but the pleasure is all yours #humble

haha don't believe they actually followed him
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