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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1680 on: July 17, 2013, 09:03 AM »
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Is that really a gigantic raquet Aileen.......or is that Tom Cruise holding it?  Whistle
  I actually thought of Gangsta!!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1681 on: July 20, 2013, 04:55 AM »
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17 July
Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed   
Staff member said, "Is that your new racquet or are you pleased to see me? I've never seen one that big before." #cheeky #wilson


18 July
Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 
Please note: Next to My name on the Hamburg website it has "WC". This doesn't represent Wild Card, it means World Class #humble


19 July
[Fed had a very narrow escape against Florian Mayer in the QF and also wore a vest over his shirt because his back was
playing him up in the cold evening conditions]


Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed
#Wilson was *this* close to being fired tonight #JustSaying


Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 
Glad you enjoyed My vest this evening. If it's very hot tomorrow I may wear a string variety





Carole Bouchard ‏@carole_bouchard   
@PseudoFed Is everything fine Your Higness ? Cause I just saw The Vest and I'm wondering if there's a Royal Crisis or if Staff has gone mad.

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 
@carole_bouchard Hello Carol fan. I thought it was quite stylish. Tomorrow I have a pair of lovely Nike slippers and a pipe #comfy




The first tweet is my favourite. Very Happy



 


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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1682 on: July 20, 2013, 06:34 AM »
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^ .....an' here's me thinkin' 'WC' meant 'water closet'!  Whistle String vest and sweatband? Rab C. Nesbitt to a 'T'!  lmao Thanks Aileen!  hug
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1683 on: July 21, 2013, 02:44 AM »
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20 July

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed  
Preparing bag for My match. Vest, check. Pipe for break in between sets, check. Slippers, check. Lovely flask of hot chocolate, check


Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed  
Courtside tweetings: Delbonis looks a little bit like Djokovic #suspicious #DNAtesting


Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed  
Staff member, "I'm confused, is this new racquet supposed to be helping you win or lose?" I said, "You're not confused, you're fired"


Not Roger Federer‏@PseudoFed  
Playing hide and seek with staff later. Flying them to Dubai, they will count to 100 and use Fed Force One to find Me

Caro Paquin ‏@caropaquin80
@PseudoFed You better make them spin round and round so that they forget you're to be in Gstaad. Unless you hide elsewhere, of course.

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed  
@caropaquin80 The way things are going at the moment, I may visit Disneyland Frown


21 July -

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed   
That court in Hamburg has got more shadows on it than I have titles #justsaying


Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed   
Bad luck Delbonis. Great tournament. The only thing you can learn from Fognini is how to swear in Italian #learning




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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1684 on: July 21, 2013, 07:12 PM »
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Gstaad Preview

July 21, 2013 by pseudofedblog


Hello everybody fans,

I appreciate you wanting to know how I am. Very well thank you. The new racquet is performing nicely.

Here I am back at homes in Switzerland playing the great Gstaad tournament. I thought I’d give you the quick personal preview:

              

1. The first photograph is Me. I think I have been playing very well. New racquet, new opportunities. Some media outlets suggested I was wearing the strappings on My back under the vest in Hamburg. If you don’t mind, I think it’s the little rude taking pictures underneath people’s clothes. Some basic manners please.

2. Stanford. He knows what to do.

3. Janko. He reads a lot of interesting books and hopefully will be in one of those alternate realities he talks about whilst on court.

4. Juan Monaco. This is not Del Potro, nor does he live in Monaco. I’m not sure who he is.

              

5. Feliciano. Better known as Judy Murray’s squeezy thing.

6. Mikhail. Ex-President of Russia, now turned tennis pro.

7. Thomaz. Great actor.

8. Lukas Rosol. Great player and hopefully will still be thinking about when he beat Nadal.

To make the summaries, this makes for an interesting tournament. If I don’t win it, Staff have got Houston on speed-dial.

Much love,
 PF xxx
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1685 on: July 21, 2013, 07:16 PM »
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'Judy Murray's squeezy thing' lmao
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1686 on: July 21, 2013, 09:46 PM »
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2. Stanford. He knows what to do.

roflmao

Thanks Aileen!
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1687 on: July 22, 2013, 04:03 AM »
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Terrible pics of some of the players, but that's how they appear on the tournie website. lol
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1688 on: July 24, 2013, 01:52 PM »
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Terrible pics of some of the players, but that's how they appear on the tournie website. lol
Yes......Youznhy looks like he's chewin' a wasp!  lmao Just caught up with this.....Thanks Aileen!  flowers
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1689 on: July 24, 2013, 02:26 PM »
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...Youznhy looks like he's chewin' a wasp!  lmao

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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1690 on: July 24, 2013, 04:53 PM »
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Terrible pics of some of the players, but that's how they appear on the tournie website. lol

Poor Youzhny always manages to look like a convict somehow! Bellucci looks, how can I put it tactfully - rather like all the lights are on, but no one is home.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1691 on: July 24, 2013, 05:00 PM »
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Tipsarevic's picture is just strange, surely he should have taken those glasses off for the picture, no?
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1692 on: July 24, 2013, 05:07 PM »
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I can never get over how Fed manages to look smarmy even when he's in still pictures.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1693 on: July 24, 2013, 05:26 PM »
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Tipsarevic's picture is just strange, surely he should have taken those glasses off for the picture, no?

I had no idea that this was his official ATP photo but it is! Also see that he's dropped down to number 18 now, though that's not really a surprise given his (lack of) form so far this year.
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Re: PseudoFed « Reply #1694 on: July 24, 2013, 05:44 PM »
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Janko Tipsarevic is the Terminator, he won't be back (in the top ten)
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