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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1170 on: May 13, 2008, 11:49:38 AM »
I did just look him up and I remember him. The speak the is hard part really..... now, to find some eyebrows and moustache!
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1171 on: May 13, 2008, 12:41:35 PM »
Quote from: AL1874 on May 13, 2008, 11:44:05 AM

I would always associate the Swedish Chef with the Muppet's Smile

"Urshty Burshty Pot und the Chicken" and all that stuff.

Add a fuzzy nose and big eyebrows / moustache and you are sorted.




Al, I couldn't have put it better myself - are you sure that you're younger than me? w00t
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1172 on: May 13, 2008, 12:49:44 PM »
Quote from: thomasredlegs on May 13, 2008, 12:40:14 PM



Okay ........... this is it!

Wearing only MANTAN (go to a booth and get it sprayed on) together with a cute apron that says something rude in Swedish (I can find out what that ought to be from a Swedish friend), a chef's hat, a red and white spotted kerchief, hiking boots, thick creamy sox (very Scandinavian) and if you chicken out you could wear your red and white spotted boxers.


lmao That's amazing!
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1173 on: May 13, 2008, 12:52:01 PM »
Quote from: thomasredlegs on May 13, 2008, 12:40:14 PM



Okay ........... this is it!

Wearing only MANTAN (go to a booth and get it sprayed on) together with a cute apron that says something rude in Swedish (I can find out what that ought to be from a Swedish friend), a chef's hat, a red and white spotted kerchief, hiking boots, thick creamy sox (very Scandinavian) and if you chicken out you could wear your red and white spotted boxers.
That is exactly what came into my mind when I read Neils post, add some blond hair and he's away.  Very Happy
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1174 on: May 13, 2008, 12:53:00 PM »
How about I find a pair of Red and white spotted trunks. That was I don't get raped in Glasgow. Not a good idea to be going commando unless you have a kilt on. But it does say "swedish BEACH BBQ chef" So I could maybe combing your idea with Al's and get the hat, eyebrows/moustache, apron, and the trunks (for being BEACH not because I am a chicken  Whistle )
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1175 on: May 13, 2008, 12:53:31 PM »
Quote from: KitKat on May 13, 2008, 12:52:01 PM

That is exactly what came into my mind when I read Neils post, add some blond hair and he's away.  Very Happy


You guys are all sick!


I love it! roflmao
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1176 on: May 13, 2008, 12:58:17 PM »
I would see the Swedish more as thong people than boxer shorts  yes
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1177 on: May 13, 2008, 01:05:01 PM »
I meant WITH the apron..... a thong might happen...... pictures if u promise to behave
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1178 on: May 13, 2008, 01:44:01 PM »
lol

Right I might need to start a poll on this..... but I think I know what would win!

I think I might go for..... Hat, Eyebrows/Moustache (possibly blonde wig but then I am wearing a hat so......), Neckerchief, Apron ("kiss the cook" in swedish? lmao ), Thong/boxers/swimming trunks, boots and cream socks......
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1179 on: May 13, 2008, 01:50:29 PM »
Are you really a self-confessed oldie or are you in your late twenties and preying on the younger lads on this site! lmao
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1180 on: May 13, 2008, 01:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Bevc on May 13, 2008, 12:41:35 PM

Al, I couldn't have put it better myself - are you sure that you're younger than me? w00t


Yes it is just I'm more mature :P
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1181 on: May 13, 2008, 01:50:51 PM »
Quote from: thomasredlegs on May 13, 2008, 01:46:29 PM



You forgot the MANTAN !!   'kiss the cook' in Swedish ........... you could put that in large letters and then put the English translation in small letters underneath ...........

cute ............. cute ............... cute ...............  lol


How much is mantan? lol I can't spend a lot just now as I am jobless.
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1182 on: May 13, 2008, 04:27:42 PM »
Are you sure that's Kiss the Cook, it sounds like something else to me?  roflmao
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1183 on: May 13, 2008, 04:38:00 PM »
I would love to be a fly on the wall at Neils do when he starts to explain that.  upfunny
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Re: Agony Uncle « Reply #1184 on: May 13, 2008, 04:59:59 PM »
lmao

Kyss Kocken ...... oh dear......
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