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Murray wins gay singles title « on: May 28, 2008, 10:57:57 AM »

ANDY MURRAY WINS GAY SINGLES TITLE

The plucky, wiry Scot dominates the queer court, ahead of Australian wildcard Mark Philippoussis (20%), and outstripping more “senior seeded” American Andy Roddick (18%), Swiss Roger Federer (18%) and Spanish Rafael Nadal (14%) – leaving Russian Marat Safin (6%) with feet of gay clay, struggling to cut it on the gay grass. Sexy Sharapova unleashes a dramatic lesbian lob and overhead smash against part-time model compatriot Russian Anna Kournikova (28%), curvaceous American Serena Williams (14%), Swiss retiree Martina Hingis (11%), Serb stunner Ana Ivanovic (8%) and Slovak sizzler Daniela Hantuchova (6%).

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World Tennis Ranking (ATP)

1.       Andy Murray (GB)                            24%                              (12)
2.       Mark Philippoussis (Australia)           20%                              (Wildcard)
3.       Andy Roddick (US)                          18%                              (6)
4.       Roger Federer  (Switz)                      18%                              (1)
5.       Rafael Nadal  (Spa)                          14%                              (2)
6.       Marat Safin (Rus)                             6%                               (73)

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World Tennis Ranking (WTA)

1.       Maria Sharapova (Rus)                     33%                              (1)
2.       Anna Kournikova (Rus)                     28%                              (Semi-retired)
3.       Serena Williams (US)                       14%                              (5)
4.       Martina Hingis (Switz)                      11%                              (Retired)
5.       Ana Ivanovic (Serbia)                        8%                               (2)
6.       Daniela Hantuchova (Slovakia)           6%                               (10)

Received it in an email today from the people at gay-parship.co.uk, why they are sending me emails I don't know Think
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Re: Murray is most desired by gay men « Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 11:02:15 AM »


Received it in an email today from the people at gay-parship.co.uk, why they are sending me emails I don't know Think


Oh aye?  Something you aren't telling us Marcus? lol
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Re: Murray is most desired by gay men « Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 11:08:13 AM »

They probably hoped it would be turned into a news article.
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 12:46:05 PM »

wtf search me
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 12:49:20 PM »

Does that mean he's really hot?  wub
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Why aye man. PET.

Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 12:49:42 PM »

 confused
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 12:50:10 PM »


Does that mean he's really hot?  wub

It means gays tend to go for grumpy men.
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 12:55:09 PM »

I am pleased happens to be very desirable that murray guy
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #8 on: May 28, 2008, 12:55:45 PM »


I am pleased happens to be very desirable that murray guy

Oh hello richie! What a pleasant surprise Very Happy
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #9 on: May 28, 2008, 12:56:22 PM »

I reckon its because he looks mean, and mean is sexy wub  The rest are just pretty boys.
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #10 on: May 28, 2008, 12:57:05 PM »

Well I don't think he got Tommy's vote Smile
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #11 on: May 28, 2008, 12:58:59 PM »

hello mark
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #12 on: May 28, 2008, 12:59:32 PM »

How's my beautiful gay friend doing today? You don't come on here often but when this topics comes up you're here in seconds! lol
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #13 on: May 28, 2008, 01:02:34 PM »

Is the reason Rafa has not poled more highly because they have all been on dinner dates with him already and wanted to try someone else for a change? Whistle
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Re: Murray wins gay singles title « Reply #14 on: May 28, 2008, 01:03:23 PM »

I would definitely say Nadal looks like one of the gayest players on tour so that woudn't surprise me Very Happy
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