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Bevc
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Chinese Sex Therapist « on: October 23, 2007, 06:36:41 AM »
After no dates or sex for 5 years,  a woman goes to see a chinese sex therapist. Dr Chang.

He says "Take off all your clothes and get down and craw reery, reery fas to other side of room."

She does that.

"Now craw reery, reery fas back."

As she did Dr Chang shook is head. "Your problem vewy vewy bad.  You have worse case of Ed Zachery disease ive ever see, dat why you get no date or sex."

Woman says "oh my god! What's Ed Zachery disease?"

 Dr says "its when your face looks Ed Zachery like your @rse."

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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #1 on: October 23, 2007, 11:33:33 PM »
This is my Dad's favourite joke.
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 01:46:36 PM »
Didnt get it yesterday,still dont get it
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #3 on: October 24, 2007, 02:01:47 PM »
Quote from: ColdMarek on October 24, 2007, 01:46:36 PM
Didnt get it yesterday,still dont get it
me too actually Think
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 02:26:41 PM »
I thought it was because of my language barrier
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #5 on: October 24, 2007, 02:31:15 PM »
For Marek, Ed Zachery translates as exactly, now read it again, it's really funny Bev.  w00t
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #6 on: October 24, 2007, 02:43:37 PM »
No idea again
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 02:46:38 PM »
Quote from: ljsmall on October 23, 2007, 11:33:33 PM
This is my Dad's favourite joke.

ditto - it must be areal  old man joke!! x(",)x
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #8 on: October 24, 2007, 06:42:33 PM »
Quote from: ljsmall on October 23, 2007, 11:33:33 PM
This is my Dad's favourite joke.

Quote from: kwevus on October 24, 2007, 02:46:38 PM
ditto - it must be areal  old man joke!! x(",)x

Think Are you saying I'm an old man?! old lol

Quote from: ColdMarek on October 24, 2007, 01:46:36 PM
Didnt get it yesterday,still dont get it

I can understand that...............however
Quote from: Mark on October 24, 2007, 02:01:47 PM
me too actually Think

Rolling Eyes This from the man with the 'diamond' studded belt .................. Very Happy
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #9 on: October 24, 2007, 06:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Bevc on October 24, 2007, 06:42:33 PM
Rolling Eyes This from the man with the 'diamond' studded belt .................. Very Happy
Oi you! lol

Now explain it to us...
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #10 on: October 24, 2007, 07:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Mark on October 24, 2007, 06:47:03 PM
Now explain it to us...

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Quote from: KitKat on October 24, 2007, 02:31:15 PM
For Marek, Ed Zachery translates as exactly, now read it again, it's really funny Bev.  w00t

said in your best chinese accent of course.............

You do know that when joke has to be explained, all the fun of it will be lost Rolling Eyes
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #11 on: October 24, 2007, 07:11:21 PM »
I GET IT NOW w00t
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #12 on: October 24, 2007, 07:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Mark on October 24, 2007, 07:11:21 PM
I GET IT NOW w00t

yay  Bloody hard explaining jokes at 7 in the morning!
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #13 on: October 25, 2007, 06:00:22 AM »
Quote from: Mark on October 24, 2007, 07:11:21 PM
I GET IT NOW w00t

You dont seem to find it funny anymore
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Re: Chinese Sex Therapist « Reply #14 on: October 26, 2007, 12:00:12 AM »
I think my Dad just likes using his best Chinese accent.
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