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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #30 on: October 04, 2006, 04:27:14 PM »

Might be quite fun depending on how they are being used Wink

As singing balloons of course!  Eyebrow raise.
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #31 on: October 04, 2006, 04:27:54 PM »

Singing water balloons Wink
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #32 on: October 04, 2006, 04:30:20 PM »

you guys are sick - every last one of you!!!!! x(",)x
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #33 on: October 04, 2006, 05:04:29 PM »

Well we are - sorry - SOME (cough dentie cough) of us are over 16 now!
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #34 on: October 04, 2006, 05:05:01 PM »

Well we are - sorry - SOME (cough dentie cough) of us are over 16 now!

Argh. Who cares Wink I'm actually 44.
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #35 on: October 04, 2006, 05:44:18 PM »

Oh, come on Cate, how many people can say that they've been serenaded by a p***s?

roflmao roflmao roflmao
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #36 on: October 04, 2006, 06:52:43 PM »

I was hoping it would turn into a discussion about nanotechnology but oh no, Cate had to come and bring the thread to an all time lower lol

 Think Then couldn't you have mentioned nanotechnology without the condoms? yes

Wasn't there nanotechnology in that fab programme that's been axed, Stargate SG-1?
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #37 on: October 04, 2006, 06:54:13 PM »

Hmm, I think I may need to re-write my Christmas letter to Santa.  Think

I see that Andrew is planning for when he and Julia meet up  Wink
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #38 on: October 04, 2006, 06:56:51 PM »

Think Then couldn't you have mentioned nanotechnology without the condoms? yes

It just wouldnt of had the same effect though!

However, being serious for a moment. If you were to combine the first idea "singing condoms" with the second idea "very small battery pack"  
It's a slight moderation of a product we already have. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #39 on: October 04, 2006, 06:59:57 PM »

It just wouldnt of had the same effect though!

However, being serious for a moment. If you were to combine the first idea "singing condoms" with the second idea "very small battery pack"  
It's a slight moderation of a product we already have. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


roflmao

Too much stuff going round my head that's really not printable on here...............................roflmao
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #40 on: October 04, 2006, 11:19:57 PM »

I see that Andrew is planning for when he and Julia meet up  Wink


roflmao   I actually laughed out loud!! I couldnt have put it better myself!!  roflmao
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #41 on: October 05, 2006, 11:40:09 AM »

Here is a list of products that use nanotechnology that are in our stores now!

Notice the tennis products in that list yay
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #42 on: October 05, 2006, 11:43:21 AM »

There's tonnes of stuff!
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #43 on: October 05, 2006, 12:23:29 PM »

On the subject of condoms:

China's first liquid condom went on sale today after the country's health and drugs administration formally gave the hi-tech prophylactic the thumbs-up, the China Daily reports. Dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vag***, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.
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Re: Condom plays tunes « Reply #44 on: October 06, 2006, 12:50:19 AM »

Jesus Christ Mark you weren't joking.
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