An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some
on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife.
"Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope".
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses and
walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "notice anything different NOW".
Margeret looks up and says,"Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down tomorrow.
Furious, Bert yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope", she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Margaret replies.
"Shoulda bought a hat Bert, shoulda bought a hat."
