Oh Alex will be too busy road testing and writing up reports on the best bars / lap dancing clubs / nights out that New Zealand has to offer.
When I have my first state visit I don’t want any of the usual tea with the Dignitaries and Moiré tribal dancing nonsense.
I’m looking for a state funded lad’s night out with bells on.
You can also look forward to the XXX rated commemorative stamps that I will have specially issued to mark the occasion , on second thoughts I’ll ditch the stamps because no one would want to lick them.
