three legged dog walks into a wildwest saloon, sidles up to the barman and says iv come for the man who shot my paw.

That's awesome!! I was certainly fooled at first

Ha Ha, thats sweet!!!!!

YOu are not meant to POST IT you silly boy

INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone".
So named because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

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>You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a wee girl nearby sitting in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog and a cat.


The fireman walks over to take a closer look:

"That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.

'Thanks,' says the wee girl, proudly.

The fireman looks closer and notices the girl has tied one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar, and the other to the cat's testicles.

'Little colleague,' says the fireman, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your own fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar as well, like you did the dog, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'

The girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:

'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren, would I?'

Oh yeah I was meaning to delete that but I forgot, I just copied and pasted it while I was at work.