For some reason our internet stopped working today so my Mum called our ISP's helpline (who operate 7 days a week). They couldn't work out what was wrong so reported the fault to the telephone company so they could do something to our phone line settings. A couple of hours later it came back on (apparently we had been "dropped from the server" or something like that).

Although paying for a 2mbps connection, we have always been only getting about 70% of that speed and once got given a refund because of this. We were led to believe we were getting rhe maximum speed possible for our line/where we live. Strange thing is, since our connection got reset this afternoon it has been noticeably quicker and speed tests confirm this. The speed test on our ISP's page shows we are going close to 100% and speedtest.net says we are are currently getting 1925kbps.

With downloads speeds that slow by the time you got your hands on some premier quality cyber filth you would be that old that you would require Viagra to use it

Not that I would ever use the internet as a nude book

With downloads speeds that slow by the time you got your hands on some premier quality cyber filth you would be that old that you would require Viagra to use it

Not that I would ever use the internet as a nude book

Went great considering it wasn't a disaster. Had the owner of Salon One in West Kensington do my hair but first a lady their gave me an amazing head massage, it was almost erotic!

At first he made me look like one the Beatles, which did suit me but I didn't like it so I asked for it to be more regular looking. I don't look particularly good but I don't look like a thug so that's a huge improvement over past experiences. Although he did keep laughing at me and said he would remember me because I was "odd" and a pain in the arse.