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Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « on: August 22, 2007, 08:05:25 PM »
Today's Metro says that Sharapova doesn't howl in bed like she does when playing tennis.  Big surprise there.


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Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 02:10:29 AM »
Quote from: TCK on August 22, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
Today's Metro says that Sharapova doesn't howl in bed like she does when playing tennis.  Big surprise there.

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And did they give the source of Maria's  nocturnal habits????
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Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 03:04:44 AM »
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And did they give the source of Maria's  nocturnal habits????
That one from Maroon 5, who apparently was her boyfriend, rather than is, as stated in the Metro article. 

Again, big surprise there.
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Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 10:22:41 AM »
She wouldn't make any noise during sex.

I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type.

But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.

It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny.
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=62571&in_page_id=7

I really thought she would be a screamer too Crying or Very sad
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 11:48:56 AM »
lmao LEGEND!
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 12:43:20 PM »
BAH! Mad  I hate exes who cant keep their mouths shut about their sex lives. Are they that desperate for a few bob?

It may sound sexist, but I find a bloke doing a "kiss and tell" worse than slappers like Jodie Marsh and her ilk.


Going off on a tangent, do you men like screamers?  shocking w00t w00t
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 12:46:50 PM »
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Are they that desperate for a few bob?
I doubt that theory applies to this guy.

They probably had a bad break-up, especially considering Sharapova is considered such a bi*ch so it's probably deserved.

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Going off on a tangent, do you men like screamers?  shocking w00t w00t
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 12:53:16 PM »
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Yes! Little tongue man

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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #8 on: August 23, 2007, 01:02:40 PM »
Such a load of crap. Someone who'd share that information is probably lying anyway. Rolling Eyes
And I don't see why there should be any relation between these two moaning cases, the purposes are fully different. It's only been brought to the media's attention because of a silly sensational and ignorant assumption.
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #9 on: August 23, 2007, 02:04:14 PM »
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She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.'
Oh, the irony.
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #10 on: August 23, 2007, 02:34:24 PM »
Quote from: hulahoop on August 23, 2007, 12:43:20 PM


Going off on a tangent, do you men like screamers?  shocking w00t w00t

It's ok, I guess! lol
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #11 on: August 23, 2007, 07:52:55 PM »
Quote from: dentie on August 23, 2007, 01:02:40 PM
I don't see why there should be any relation between these two moaning cases, the purposes are fully different.
I think we all know that, it's just a funny comparison Smile
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #12 on: August 23, 2007, 07:54:16 PM »
screamers... hmm.... I don't mind them making a bit of noise, it;s quite good, but screaming? Never really experienced that and not sure I would want to. Quite happy with the moaning and grunting lol
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #13 on: August 23, 2007, 09:43:52 PM »
Quote from: Mark on August 23, 2007, 07:52:55 PM
I think we all know that, it's just a funny comparison Smile

It's not the comparison that's funny, it's more that Adam couldn't 'keep her coming every night'. Whistle So hard to keep her satisfied...
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Re: Sharapova is a 'dead frog' in bed « Reply #14 on: August 23, 2007, 11:18:57 PM »
Well that's definitely one way to look at it lol
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