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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #270 on: February 03, 2008, 03:03:29 PM »
Quote from: rafa on February 03, 2008, 01:26:26 PM

Ditto^  shocking lol

What do you mean ditto? You have brown/green eyes. Or are you saying ditto because your Mum has blue eyes and you don't?
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #271 on: February 04, 2008, 12:22:16 AM »
Quote from: scotsman75 on February 03, 2008, 12:33:18 PM

I have blue eyes, but my mum does not! Am I not related to her???


That's totally not what the article means. It means that if you have blue eyes you are related to everyone else with blue eyes. As it is believed this eye colour originated from a single person. So they say. lol
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #272 on: February 04, 2008, 12:26:18 AM »
Would it not be the same with people with brown eyes then? Think
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #273 on: February 04, 2008, 12:40:23 AM »
No, its only with blue eyes. There was a study into the genetic make-up of various eye colours, and one conclusion was that the blue colour came from a single mutation in one human around 6,000-10,000 years ago. They therefore say all blue-eyed people are related.
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #274 on: February 04, 2008, 12:42:52 AM »
Wow.  So if you're blue eyed and you marry or have sex with another blue eyed person its like ........ incest!!!  shocking  lol
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #275 on: February 04, 2008, 12:46:32 AM »
Nah, its all stupid. I would say, that if you're English, you probably share ancestors with every other Englishman, and you probably wouldn't have to go back more then 20-25 generations. Its not incest, even marrying a first cousin isn't!
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #276 on: February 04, 2008, 12:48:07 AM »
I know but its still like family and stuff.  Besides, I wouldn't worry about mixing genes with another blued eyed person because if its true you'll be going back a few years anyway.
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #277 on: February 04, 2008, 12:54:43 AM »
With your reasoning, an interesting fact would follow: scientists say that to be blue-eyed you need to inherit from both your parents a gene for blue-eyes. This would mean that your parents must have both had a gene for blue eyes, and must therefore be related. With what you're saying that its incest, that means every blue-eyed person is illegitimate! lol
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #278 on: February 04, 2008, 01:11:06 AM »
Wow ... thats just so wrong!  lol
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #279 on: February 04, 2008, 02:09:58 AM »
 Think Well that makes sense if either Adam or Eve had blue eyes...... we're all 'Jock Tamson's bairns (aka Ol' Blue Eyes) anyway LOL
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #280 on: February 20, 2008, 11:23:41 AM »
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #281 on: February 20, 2008, 06:35:42 PM »
Nadine Coyle has "lost her passport", so won't be at the Brits tonight with Girls Aloud. Is she pulling a Geri? Is this the end of the band?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #282 on: February 20, 2008, 06:57:51 PM »
She bi*ched about the Brits anyway this week, it's probably an excuse.
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #283 on: February 26, 2008, 02:19:51 PM »
Club finds fault with Lauryn's grunt

A NINE-year-old girl has been banned from playing tennis by her local club because she grunts too loudly.

Lauryn Edwards was told at the weekend that she could no longer play her favourite sport after a complaint by an opposition player.

The Mt Carmel Tennis Club, in Sunbury, told Lauryn's stunned parents, Duncan and Ruth, that the grunting had become too much.

Mr Edwards described the ban as pathetic and has contacted Tennis Australia and Tennis Victoria for advice.
http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,23277586-921,00.html
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #284 on: February 26, 2008, 03:02:04 PM »
Thats a bit mean!  Frown
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