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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #280 on: February 20, 2008, 11:23:41 AM »
Restaurant Sorry Over F Word Bill.

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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #281 on: February 20, 2008, 06:35:42 PM »
Nadine Coyle has "lost her passport", so won't be at the Brits tonight with Girls Aloud. Is she pulling a Geri? Is this the end of the band?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #282 on: February 20, 2008, 06:57:51 PM »
She bi*ched about the Brits anyway this week, it's probably an excuse.
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #283 on: February 26, 2008, 02:19:51 PM »
Club finds fault with Lauryn's grunt

A NINE-year-old girl has been banned from playing tennis by her local club because she grunts too loudly.

Lauryn Edwards was told at the weekend that she could no longer play her favourite sport after a complaint by an opposition player.

The Mt Carmel Tennis Club, in Sunbury, told Lauryn's stunned parents, Duncan and Ruth, that the grunting had become too much.

Mr Edwards described the ban as pathetic and has contacted Tennis Australia and Tennis Victoria for advice.
http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,23277586-921,00.html
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #284 on: February 26, 2008, 03:02:04 PM »
Thats a bit mean!  Frown
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #285 on: February 27, 2008, 06:10:01 PM »
Anyone see Becks kid breakdancing on stage at the Spice Girls concert?
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #286 on: February 27, 2008, 06:12:59 PM »
Yesss, there was a debate on it on Loose Women last week  Whistle ...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zkZ1ViComEA&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/zkZ1ViComEA&rel=1</a>
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #287 on: February 27, 2008, 06:56:42 PM »
Awwwwwwwwwwww thats so sweet!!!  Except poor Sporty with no baba Frown
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #288 on: February 27, 2008, 09:03:24 PM »
That's so funny, a bit sweet and kind of gay lol

Quote from: Sarah_ on February 27, 2008, 06:12:59 PM
Yesss, there was a debate on it on Loose Women last week  Whistle ...
All you needed to do was post the URL, not all that embed stuff which is not understood because you're not allowed to post HTML. It only appeared to work because the video mod found the YouTube URL in your post.
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #289 on: February 27, 2008, 09:09:48 PM »
Quote from: scotsman75 on February 27, 2008, 06:10:01 PM

Anyone see Becks kid breakdancing on stage at the Spice Girls concert?


No thank gawd but I did notice the kids faces blanked out on picture in a newspaper recently but here they are all over the web! dontknow  
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #290 on: February 28, 2008, 03:48:12 PM »
Touching your own genitals in public is a crime says Italian court.

In a landmark judgement with far-reaching social implications, Italy's highest appeals court has ruled it is a criminal offence for Italian men to touch their genitals in public.

The judges of the court of cassation stressed that the ban did not just apply to brazen crotch-scratching, but also to what might be termed superstitious pre-emption. Anyone who has seen a hearse go past in Italy, or been part of a discussion in which some terrible illness or disaster is mentioned, will know it is traditional for men to ward off bad luck with a quick grab at what are delicately called their "attributi".

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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #291 on: February 28, 2008, 06:32:37 PM »
Quote from: Mark on February 27, 2008, 09:03:24 PM

All you needed to do was post the URL, not all that embed stuff which is not understood because you're not allowed to post HTML. It only appeared to work because the video mod found the YouTube URL in your post.


Ah Right I didn't know that.
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #292 on: March 13, 2008, 06:48:59 PM »
Woman on toilet 2 years hospitalized

Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years -- so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the man finally called police.

It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple. The woman initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar, and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
WTF?
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #293 on: March 13, 2008, 07:43:01 PM »
Quote from: Mark on March 13, 2008, 06:48:59 PM

Woman on toilet 2 years hospitalized

Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years -- so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the man finally called police.

It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple. The woman initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar, and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
WTF?


Ness City ??  Must be something in the water !
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #294 on: March 13, 2008, 08:24:43 PM »
I can't believe her body start to grow around it shocking
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #295 on: March 13, 2008, 09:19:43 PM »
They've been on about this story on Radio Hauraki all morning - it is so gross fainting  What the hell was her boyfriend doing let her stay in there for 2 bloody years? dontknow  But more importantly - was there another toilet in the house for him to use? Whistle
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #296 on: March 13, 2008, 11:07:10 PM »
There must have been... Why didn't she get up?
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #297 on: March 14, 2008, 12:00:01 AM »
Must have been one hell of a sh*t!
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #298 on: March 14, 2008, 07:39:58 AM »
Probably a curry that did it Whistle
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Re: The 'Light-hearted' News Thread « Reply #299 on: March 14, 2008, 06:55:56 PM »
 shocking How on Earth is that possible to stay on the toilet for 2 years. lol confused
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