I like to consider myself fully conservative. not even Centre Right. Yet this thing has me leaning on the Liberal side. Im so depressed.
It doesn't have you on the Liberal side Tommy. It has you very slightly left of centre and well into the authoritarian side.
The Liberals are slightly to the right on the Libertarian side. It in no way has you in the Libertarian side.
I suspect your conservatism is shown by you being well into the authoritarian side and the very slightly left of centre may be that you sometimes care for those in need - which is actually a pre thatcher conservative quality. You may have a bit of a of social conscience.
I don't really see yours as being all that off the mark with what you say you are.

Also it's going to change a bit with your mood. I just tried it again and got
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-2.88&soc=-4.51. I'm in the same blocks but not so left tonight - or is it that I'm too tired and pressed the wrong buttons?? Could well be because I stopped myself doing this once!