Pissed off, mentally fatigued, exhausted by the heat ... don't worry, he's fine.
I thought Zarfeen was your real name! Well isn't life full of surprises!
A queef is a fanny fart.
You need taken in hand my lad ...
I wished Andy would not sit there in ... we call them Adilettes, these "bathing sandals". Looks very unmanly, I think
I totally agree about the sandals - ever so twee duckie
- but I guess his poor feet were probably scorching in those temperatures.